| Week 8
 10/27/05
 
 Last Week's Projections
 (7-7) Straight Up - 50.0%
 (7-7) Against The Spread - 50.0%
 
 Arizona at Dallas (-9) 1:00 
              p.m
 The Pokes choked again in the crunch against the Seahawks 
              last week. Dallas dominated defensively from start to finish. However 
              the old Bledsoe showed up and threw maybe the biggest bone-head 
              pass I have ever seen. There was no way in the Land of Oz he was 
              going to get that pass to Glenn, unless it mysteriously passed through 
              the defender. They got rid of Cortez after he missed his 4th 20-yarder 
              of the season. It was about time. I don't know if Jones will be 
              ready for this one. Pick up Barber if he is available. He proved 
              to be a pretty good runner.
 
 The McCown experience keeps on trucking. He didn't do as good as 
              I would have thought against an average Titans defense. He only 
              posted 140 yards and 1 TD. The offense really didn't play that well 
              but the defense came to play last week. They won the game and that 
              is what matters. It looks as though they will still go with Josh 
              this week over Warner but if he struggles and they are down early 
              you might see Green make the switch. It looks like he might give 
              Arrington some more looks. No catches for Boldin last week. Not 
              good. I think that they will struggle to score and the Pokes will 
              be looking to right the ship.
 
 Final Score: Pokes 30, Cards 
                17Chicago at Detroit (-3) 1:00 
              p.m Thank God for Garcia. You know the folks in Mo-Town are happy 
              to see some balls being thrown downfield. If you have Harrington 
              on your roster you can ditch him. As long as Garcia stays healthy 
              then you will see him for the rest of the year. Its not that Garcia 
              went wild but he opened it up a little and made no mistakes. He 
              didn't get sacked either. It looks as though the value for all their 
              receivers as well as Jones is looking up. But think about benching 
              them this week. Chicago is a tough defense for anyone to score on.
 
 The Bears won the war of offensive ineptness. The battle between 
              the Bears and the Ravens was not a game that was good for TV. Other 
              than Thomas Jones, there was not that much offense in this game. 
              Jones has been crazy this year and has left the Bears looking pretty 
              stupid for wasting a draft pick on Benson. I think that Orton is 
              just not going to get much going in this one and they Garcia is 
              much better than Wright. The Bears will hang in but will lose by 
              a TD at the end.
 
 
 Final Score: Lions 20, Bears 
                13
 Cleveland at Houston (-2) 
                1:00 p.m
 I predict the Texans will win this week!! How is that for a limb?? 
                The Texans are way over due and tried the right thing by running 
                the ball alot. That strategy really took the ball out of Carr's 
                hands. This is not good from a fantasy perspective but good from 
                a trying to win perspective. But they just didn't have enough 
                to take down the best team in the land. Their run defense is the 
                biggest issue and the Browns can't run with consistency. Play 
                Davis but that wraps is up.
 
 The Browns might have a worse offense. Dilfer, after starting 
                the season red hot was held to 73 yards passing. Jesus!! He just 
                didn't have any answers after the game and is lucky that he will 
                get the starting nod this week. Their best bet is to run Droughns 
                until he drops and try to minimize Dilfer's mistakes. Simply, 
                three interceptions is not going to cut it. This is far from a 
                lock but I think this might be the week.
 
 Final Score: Texans 21, Browns 
                17  Green Bay at Cincinnati 
                (-9) 1:00 p.mLast week had to be disappointing for Favre. First he loses a 
                heart breaker to a team that just go off a boat then it just keeps 
                getting worse for the Pack as they have to go the rest of the 
                way without Green. With Davenport already on the shelf it looks 
                like it is Tony Fisher for the rest of the way. That is not a 
                good thing by the way. Favre still is putting up impressive numbers 
                and his only real weapon has to be Driver so play both in this 
                game. But they will come at Favre will reckless abandon.
 
 Boy did a team get manhandled or what? Just when you thought the 
                Bengals were ready to take over the division and be the new kings 
                the old kings stepped up and stomped all over them. The Bengals 
                had no answer for the Steelers running game. The feeling I got 
                was that they are a little soft in the middle and will need to 
                be more physical with bigger players to take a team like the Steelers. 
                However we are not talking about the Steelers here. If the Bengals 
                are looking towards the playoffs then they need to discard the 
                Packers with ease. You have to put team like this away if you 
                are playoff team. A team on the ropes. Play all the offensive 
                stars in this one as they are sure to score alot.
 
 Final Score: Bengals 33, Packers 
                20  Jacksonville (No Line) 
                at St. Louis 1:00 p.m.Rams QB Marc Bulger has a sprained AC joint in his right, throwing 
                shoulder, Torry Holt missed his first game of his NFL career last 
                Sunday because of a strain in his posterior cruciate ligament, 
                Isaac Bruce has
                turf toe, the Rams front office has stopped receiving phone calls 
                from ailing head coach Mike Martz, who has
                a heart infection, and defensive end Leonard Little missed Sunday’s 
                game because his brother was shot to
                death last Tuesday. Karmically speaking, things have not been 
                going well for the 1999 Super Bowl champs.
                The Jaguars should be able to capitalize on the Rams misfortunes. 
                Byron Leftwich faces an inept Rams secondary that often yields 
                big stats to opposing QBs and RB Fred Taylor is back after nursing 
                an ankle injury — with the help of a bye.
 
 I like Leftwich, Taylor and Jimmy Smith, with backup RB Greg Jones 
                even a possibility for some stats and a score if the Jags get 
                up big early. The Rams managerial power struggle hasn’t 
                helped them recover from the injuries that have plagued them as 
                of late, and the offensive performances will continue to suffer 
                until the team gets some direction. Interim coach Joe Vitt is 
                a defensive guy and has little more than a cool name working for 
                him, so don’t expect more than 7-13 points from the Rams 
                offense this week. RB Stephen Jackson will shoulder much of the 
                load this week, Holt probably wont platy (although he should be 
                in your lineup if he does) and WR Kevin Curtis is the only receiver 
                that makes any real sense in the current vacuum. Waiver wires 
                may also offer WR Dane Looker as a possibility in a pinch, but 
                his inconsistency is a huge liability.
 
 Final Score: Jags 30, Rams 
                13  Minnesota (+8) at Carolina 
                1:00 p.m.I’ll be perfectly honest — it’s not often that 
                I weigh the statistical importance of road performance in making 
                my fantasy selections from week to week. But it has come to my 
                attention from a couple of astute readers out there that the Vikings, 
                and especially their mercurial quarterback, suck pretty bad outside 
                of Minnesota. The Vikings problems away from home should continue 
                this week. Culpepper has tossed nine picks and has thrown for 
                just one touchdown on the road this season, and the Panthers defense 
                will be successful in forcing both turnovers and general malaise 
                for the Minnesota O. Whatever numbers you get from these guys 
                will be minimal and garbage time-induced. The Panthers have several 
                solid options this week — given the Vikings poor defense 
                — including QB Jake Delhomme, WR Steve Smith, RB Stephen 
                Davis and TE Kris Mangum, and should put up lots of points at 
                home.
 
 Final Score: Panthers 31, Vikings 
                17  Oakland (Pick) at Tennessee 
                1:00 p.m.While this game is still off the boards, I see it materializing 
                as a pick, since the Raiders are 2-4 coming off a big win over 
                Buffalo and the 2-5 Titans are at home coming off a 20-10 loss 
                to Arizona. Doesn’t it sound like a wash to you? The Raiders 
                should put up BUKU points against the Titans, who they had a scoring 
                fest with last year that featured big numbers from Kerry Collins. 
                Lamont Jordan is on fire, and a healthy Randy Moss will also light 
                up the scoreboard, but watch the injury report and use WRs Jerry 
                Porter and Doug Gabriel with even more confidence if Moss doesn’t 
                go.
 
 The Titans should see the return of Steve McNair this week, but 
                even if Billy Volek plays in McNair’s absence, he should 
                still put up good numbers — as he did last year versus Oakland. 
                Travis Henry is back, and with Chris Brown suffering a stinger 
                last week, he might be the go-to guy. Watch the injury report 
                closely as it develops this week, but in any event, play the other 
                receivers, including wideout Tyrone Calico and both TEs (Kinney 
                and Troupe) if you’ve got ‘em.
 
 Final Score: Raiders 34, Titans 
                27  Washington (+2.5) at 
                N.Y. Giants 1:00 p.m.A decade ago, this would have been a completely different type 
                of game, but given the offensive attributes of these NFC East 
                rivals right now, we should be in for a (do I dare say it?) veritable 
                scoring bonanza. The Redskins scored 52 points last week, their 
                highest total since a 56-17 win over Atlanta in 1991. Other than 
                the apocalyptic situation that has the Bears and Detroit leading 
                the NFC North, the Redskins season has been the biggest surprise 
                of 2005. But the fairy tale should soon be over. Brunell, Portis, 
                Moss and Cooley are all hot enough to start this week, but I have 
                a feeling they all won’t be must-plays after Week 8. Either 
                somebody’s going down, or somebody’s going to get 
                exposed. The Giants offense is a well-oiled machine that lacks 
                only big-game experience and a little credibility. Plaxico Burress 
                is turning into the #1 receiver that everyone thought he would 
                be out of college, and Eli Manning has been solid engineering 
                the team’s drives. Barber should have an okay week, as should 
                Shockey and Toomer, but Manning and Burress will be the guys putting 
                up the big numbers.
 
 Final Score: Giants 27, Redskins 
                24  Philadelphia (+3.5) at 
                Denver 4:15 p.m.Pundits are saying the Eagles won’t go anywhere in the playoffs 
                unless they can run, and while that might be true, they might 
                not even make the playoffs. I’m rooting against them. The 
                Eagles should be able, however, to dispatch the Broncos this week 
                by exposing the Denver secondary with Owens, Greg Lewis, L.J. 
                Smith and Westbrook catching passes out of the backfield. Start 
                McNabb and those guys with confidence. The Broncos offense has 
                been weak an ineffectual, with running statistics getting split 
                by ex-Marine Mike Anderson and Tatum Bell. Did I mention that 
                I hated Mike Shanahan with a passion usually reserved for ignorance 
                and uncommon human suffering? Plummer will most likely throw some 
                picks, and Rod Smith will most likely take some Centrum Silver. 
                I hate to say it, but the best Broncos starter is still Jason 
                Elam.
 
 Final Score: Eagles 23, Broncos 
                17  Tampa 
                Bay (-11) at San Francisco 4:15 p.m.With Griese out, the Bucs offense falls into the capable hands 
                of Steve DeBerg — I mean, Phil Simms — I mean, Chris 
                Simms. Whew, now that’s out of the way, let us proceed with 
                the debacle. The Bucs will get good numbers from Simms, Galloway 
                and Cadillac (if he starts), with the Michaels (Clayton and Pittman) 
                even chipping in a little. Of course, Pittman will be a must-play 
                if Carnell Wiliams is unavailable and he gets the starting nod, 
                and with the 49ers on the docket, I wouldn’t be surprised 
                if Chucky left the Caddy in the driveway for another week. I’m 
                not even going to address the 49ers, expect to say they got trounced 
                by 35 at home versus Washington last week. Nuff said.
 Final Score: Bucs 31, 49ers 
                13  Kansas 
                City at San Diego (-6) 4:05 p.mBest 3-4 team in history. It seems as though Marty got "Parcells" 
                disease last week. Again a team is just too conservative down 
                the stretch and calls plays they do not help its cause. The result 
                was a long field goal that got blocked and returned for a TD. 
                Eagles with the score and the game is over. LT had a horrible 
                day as the line did absolutely nothing to stop Trotter and the 
                gang. That was just a pitiful display. Ah, but hopes springs eternal 
                as the Chiefs and their soft D come to town. You can bet they 
                give LT the ball a few times. Not bad numbers for Bees (299 yards, 
                2TDs) and look for him to have a good game this week.
 A game that was moved up a couple of days you would think would 
                favor the home team. Guess again. The firm of Johnson and Holmes 
                took care of any delusions that the Dolphins could hang. Both 
                ran for close to 100 yards and 3 TDs between the two of them. 
                Green looked much better with 289 yards. By gosh we even had a 
                Tony G sighting. This will be a pretty high scoring contest but 
                I think the Chargers D is better and they need it more. 
 Final Score: Chargers 28, Chiefs 
                20  Miami at New Orleans 
                (-2) 4:05 p.mBring on Rosenfels!! The S.S. Frerotte has just hit an iceberg. 
                He did nothing last week with only 125 yards passing and 1 interception. 
                I think it might be time to throw in the towel and give the kid 
                a shot. First pass?? Went for 77 yards and a TD to Chambers. Brown 
                is starting to pull a Cadillac impression and has looked great 
                as of late. He will continue to keep Ricky's touches to a minimum. 
                I wouldn't touch anyone other than Brown on this team.
 
 Another prediction is that the Saints will win this one. They 
                will be back in Louisiana for the first time this weekend. The 
                really had the Rams on the ropes but just stopped paying and allowed 
                them get back in it with mistakes. They will be pumped up for 
                this one. Hakim and Stallworth would be good plays along with 
                Brooks.
 
 Final Score: Saints 24, Dolphins 
                17  Buffalo 
                (+9) at New England 8:30 p.m.Are the Patriots on their last legs as perennial Super Bowl contenders? 
                Has the magic salve that Bill Belichick applied liberally to the 
                oft-injured defense over the past few years finally reached its 
                expiration date? Is Tom Brady really just a common, third-string 
                QB that sold his soul to the devil for three Super Bowl rings? 
                Find the answers to these questions, and more, this Sunday after 
                Mike Wallace, Morley Safer, Andy Rooney and all the other old 
                bastards at 60 Minutes wrap up their bullshit this Sunday on CBS 
                and you switch to ESPN to watch the Bills and Patriots. The Bills 
                are a team capable of scoring some points and forcing some turnovers, 
                if they can get to opposing quarterbacks. They’ll be hard-pressed 
                to do both of those this week against the Pats, but they will 
                get good performances from Kelly Holcomb, Willis McGahee and Lee 
                Evans, who is emerging as a Holcomb’s go-to guy over the 
                older, more decrepit Eric Moulds.
 
 The Pats will probably go back to what’s been successful, 
                spread the field and get serviceable games from Brady, Dillon, 
                and Branch. A TE touchdown is probably overdue for the Pats, and 
                it’s a common thing in the games between the Bills and Patriots. 
                If you’re guessing between Ben Watson and Dan Graham, just 
                go with Graham and pray you’re correct.
 
 Final Score: Pats 24, Bills 
                20  Baltimore at Pittsburgh 
                (-9 1/2) 9:00 p.mPretty easy one here. Pittsburgh is the toughest team in football 
                and will run the ball all over the Ravens. The Ravens will be 
                without Lewis and Reed so you can forget it. I will sum this one 
                up in one paragraph as the Steelers D against A Wright is downright 
                against the rules. Look for this to be over by halftime and we 
                can all get to sleep a little earlier.
 Final Score: Steelers 35, Ravens 
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