| Week 11
 11/18/04
 
 Last Week's Projections
 (9-5) Straight Up - 64.2%
 (9-5) Against The Spread - 64.2%
 
 For The Season
 (83-61) Straight Up - 57.6%
 (80-62-2) Against The Spread - 56.2%
 
 N.Y. Jets at Cleveland (pick) 
              , 1:00 pm
 Horrible coaching last week in Giants Stadium. First, the 
              team allowed 30 seconds to expire off the clock to go from 49 to 
              19 seconds with the game on the line. The coaching staff blamed 
              the QB but this was not the first time a Herman Edwards coached 
              team has had problems with clock management. Q-Car looked great 
              in the first half and then couldn't hit the south side of a barn 
              in the second. That was vintage Quincy and the reason why he couldn't 
              earn the starting job in Dallas. My grandmother is more accurate 
              with her dart throwing than he is with a football. I have never 
              seen more ground ball 10 yard outs than what Carter throws. Curtis 
              Martin tried his best to keep the Jets in it with 119 yards and 
              2 TDS but it wasn't enough. This team is in bad shape unless Carter 
              can gather some magic. The defense played ok but really the Ravens 
              offense was not that much of a challenge.
 A lot of hot air was spent at Cleveland last week as Gerrard 
                Warren was spewing about knocking Big Ben in the head. I didn't 
                see much of that game but his stat line said one tackle and I 
                do not think that was on Ben. Great line by Shannon Sharpe about 
                how Warren should worry more about paying the Browns back their 
                salary that has been wasted on him for four years and not paying 
                the fines to the league. Another Browns pick that wound up a bust. 
                Basically the Browns were outclassed and did absolutely nothing 
                on offense. I hear some dissension in the ranks from Garcia who 
                says the Browns offense is too predictable. I can see that. They 
                suck. Lee Suggs is doing nothing right now. With no running game 
                team are laying the wood to Garcia and his numbers have suffered. 
                I think they will have enough firepower to beat the Jets. As they 
                will put a little heat on Carter. If you look at Big Ben's line 
                it was not all that great. Only 134 yards and 1 interception and 
                Carter is no Big Ben.  Final Score: Browns 23, Jets 
                20Pittsburgh (-4 ½) 
              at Cincinnati, 1:00 p.m It was a trap game for the Steelers last week as they were 
              coming off big wins against the Pats and Eagles but the handled 
              it beautifully. The numbers from an offensive standpoint were not 
              great. They really didn't run over the Browns but the defense did. 
              Just like Steeler teams of old they really put in on them with a 
              relentless pass rush getting to Garcia 4 times. They caused four 
              turnovers including two interceptions and two fumbles. I think they 
              will be doing the same to the Bengals. This is another trap game 
              as they are clearly the better team but I think they will need to 
              be better offensively than they were last week. Jerome Bettis looks 
              like he will be the man again this week as Staley is not ready to 
              go again. Look for the Bus, Ben, and Burress to have big games. 
              If you have the defense start it again as well. Hopefully this week 
              there will be no fights with Joey Porter. What a stupid ass.
 The Bengals beat a pitiful Skins team that had the preseason 
                eye this year. Obviously, Gibbs is having problems and probably 
                will continue to have trouble as the Skins dive into cap hell 
                in the future. But to the Bengals. They really needed this win 
                as they are 4-5 and still in the playoff race. Palmer tossed the 
                rock a lot with 39 attempts and completed a good 24 of them. However 
                only for 217 yards which makes his completion yardage a mere 6 
                yards per catch. He has to cut down on his interceptions as he 
                made two possibly costly mistakes in the final quarters. They 
                will have some problems moving the ball against this defense. 
                They are dialed in and will take advantage of the Bengals pitiful 
                offensive line. Rudi Johnson returned to the 100-yard club with 
                102 on Sunday. However play the Johnson brothers this week, as 
                they seem to strive against good teams and talent.
 Final Score: Steelers 28, Bengals 
                20
 San Francisco (+ 8) at 
                Tampa Bay, 1:00 p.m.
 Seems like a lot of points to me. The 49ers are horrible but the 
                Bucs are not the Colts. It just seems to me that 8 points is a 
                little steep. San Francisco didn't play horrible against the Panthers 
                they just made way too many turnovers. Rattay had five turnovers 
                and that just can't happen and expect to win. Barlow has been 
                a major disappointment this season as he was seen in most drafts 
                to be a top RB for most teams. He, as well as his team, has failed 
                miserably. Chad Wilson is an up and coming receiver that I think 
                might be further along than Brandon Lloyd at this point. I think 
                the have just enough offense to stay with the Bucs but will lose 
                this game because the Bucs have defense and the 49ers do not.
 
 The Bucs got manhandled by the Falcons tough D. Giving up a lot 
                of sacks at 7 at last count. That goes to show what an anemic 
                running game will be to you. The Falcons just teed off on Griese 
                like he was a big fat golf ball. The Bucs have had some success 
                with Pittman this year as he has run for 100 yards a few times 
                but they need more consistency from their offense. Mark Clayton 
                had a great game with 6 catches for 90 yards. I think the defense 
                will end up winning this game for the Bucs but they will not blow 
                them out of the stadium.
 
 Final Score: Bucs 21, 49ers 
                17  St. Louis (-1 ½) at Buffalo, 
                1:00 p.mI am not too fond of this pick. The Rams are not the same team 
                away from the dome. This team has burned me before when they went 
                to Miami and got the crap kicked out of them. But they really 
                did a number on the Seahawks, as they really never let them into 
                the game. They gave up crazy yards to Alexander as he racked up 
                176 but they got some running yards of their own as Faulk finally 
                looked like Faulk with 139 yards. Jackson added another 47 to 
                the total. Isaac Bruce continues to deny logic and has had a really 
                good season when most folks thought he would fade away this year. 
                I think Bulger, Faulk, Holt, and Bruce should have good games 
                but not great as Buffalo's defense is not bad.
 
 Not a great game for Buffalo. I don't think I have ever seen a 
                more pitiful performance on offense. They really got absolutely 
                nothing going. Bledsoe had 76 yards passing. Are you freaking 
                kidding me?? 76 yards?? It was hard to tell in this game at times 
                who exactly Bledsoe was playing for. He throw about a third of 
                his completions to the other team. Nobody had any stats that would 
                make you want to start them on your fantasy team. Quite honestly 
                if they hadn't run a punt back for a TD then they would have been 
                shut out. I think tough offensively they should be better this 
                week. Maybe start Moulds and McGahee.
 
 Final Score: Rams 27, Bills 
                20  Tennessee at Jacksonville 
                (-3) , 1:00 p.mI like Garrard as a QB he is the dual threat that you like in 
                a QB. He had 198 passing yards and 42 rushing yards. That went 
                along with 2 TDS. It looks like Jimmy Smith is his favorite target 
                as he looked for him early and often. Smith ended up with 109 
                yards and a TD. Fred Taylor wore down the Lions with 144 yards 
                and really controlled the game. The defense was tight as well 
                because the Lions only managed 121 passing yards and 81 rushing 
                yards. Harrington only completed 28% of his passes. That is good, 
                solid, defense. I think Garrard will be another good start in 
                this game along with Taylor and Smith.
 
 The Titans seem to be a faded team. Losing to the Bears in OT 
                by giving up a safety. That is pretty disgraceful. They are now 
                3-6 and probably do not have a chance at the playoffs. Volek did 
                not do a bad job as he had 334 yards and a TD. Drew Bennett had 
                a huge game with 144 yards and a TD. But they are a much better 
                team than the Bears and should not have let Craig Krenzel and 
                a team with practically no offense beat them. That shows a lack 
                of heart and desire. I think they will be tough to come back from. 
                Especially against a solid defense like the Jags. I think I will 
                would only start Brown in this game. I don't think Volek will 
                be able to make a big dent on this D.
 
 Final Score: Jags 28, Titans 
                20  Arizona (+2.5) at Carolina, 
                1:00 p.m.Emmitt Smith has left Walter Payton's career rushing record in 
                the dust, has long surpassed Marcus Allen's rushing touchdown 
                record, and is on pace to gain 1,124 yards this season on the 
                ground. If he plays another two games, he'll surpass Allen's 222 
                games at running back - the most in NFL history.
 
 The Cardinals will continue to use Smith - who is tied for sixth 
                in the NFL with 8 rushing touchdowns - as long as he's still reaching 
                the end zone. And Josh McCown will continue to put in Kyle Boller-like 
                performances. Play Emmitt and sit Josh against a Panthers defense 
                that still manages to get it done despite the team's humble 2-7 
                record. While it would be safe to play Anquan Boldin and Larry 
                Fitzgerald as #3 fantasy receivers based on their potential alone, 
                don't expect much from these guys this week. On defense, keep 
                playing DB Adrian Wilson and DL Bert Berry (4 sacks last week). 
                Also, take a look at rookie LB Karlos Dansby, who was solid against 
                the Giants last week.
 
 The Panthers will have their hands full with the hot Arizona Cardinals, 
                especially with still more injuries in the backfield. If QB Jake 
                Delhomme plays, he'd still be a questionable start, although I 
                might still take a shot with Keary Colbert and/or Muhsin Muhammed. 
                Don't mess around with any of the Carolina RBs, since they look 
                like the walking wounded and play even worse. On defense, I've 
                said it before and I'll say it again...LB Will witherspoon, DL 
                Julius Peppers and DB Mike Minter.
 
 Final Score: Cards 23, Panthers 
                17  Dallas (+8) at Baltimore, 
                1:00 p.m.Other than TE Jason Witten, how useless is Dallas right now? I've 
                see better performances in Ed Wood movies.
 
 The Cowboys are getting no respect right now, but maybe that's 
                because their coach is treating them like Dwight Yoakam treated 
                Billy Bob Thornton in Sling Blade. All those guys need is some 
                country lovin' and a few French fried per-taters. You can't call 
                somebody stupid and expect them to respond, and I'm sickened by 
                the fact that Parcells thinks he is somehow beyond reproach. If 
                I were Jerry Jones, I'd have a serious talk with Parcells about 
                curbing the blame game and moving forward with the rest of the 
                season. Now that I've got that off my chest, he's the poop: Witten 
                and Keyshawn are the only fantasy starts on offense worthy of 
                any value. On defense, I'd give the okay to DL Greg Ellis, LB 
                Dat Nguyen and DB Roy Williams.
 
 The Ravens might get gothic like a Poe novel on the Cowboys this 
                week, bloodying up bid D with overdose injections of Jamal Lewis. 
                As a Lewis owner, I've been waiting for this matchup for a couple 
                weeks, and even as a Dallas fan, I seriously hope he runs right 
                through the defense and makes Parcells wake up and smell the irony. 
                Go with Lewis, sit Boller and steer clear of those receivers, 
                unless Clarence Moore's two scores REALLY made an impression on 
                you. On defense, I think it's safe to play DB Ed Reed at this 
                point, even if you're in a TD-only IDP league, for Pete's (Rozelle's) 
                sake. Also, play the monster Ray Lewis and sometimes DL/LB Adalius 
                Thomas.
 Final Score: Ravens 30, Cowboys 
                17  Denver (-4) at New Orleans, 
                1:00 p.m.Okay, okay, I'll get off Jake Plummer's case. At least for one 
                week, since he's facing one of the worst defenses in football.
 
 The Broncos might get two or three touchdown passes from Plummer, 
                although that doesn't mean he won't get sacked four times and 
                throw multiple picks. Start him, Reuben Droughns (the luckiest 
                guy in the NFL) and both Rod Smith and Ashley Lelie. TE Jeb Putzier 
                has also been solid. IDP options include LB Al Wilson, DB Kenoy 
                Kennedy and LB D.J. Williams. If DB John Lynch is healthy, he 
                also might be an okay start.
 
 The Saints have their usual array of offensive starters, although 
                QB Aaron Brooks might have some trouble with the Broncos defense. 
                Play RB Deuce McAllister, WR Joe Horn and TE Boo Williams. On 
                defense, I like LB Orlando Ruff, DB Jay Bellamy and DL Charles 
                Grant, who is bound to get to Plummer after a few games without 
                a sack.
 Final Score: Broncos 27, Saints 
                20  Detroit (+7.5) at Minnesota, 
                1:00 p.m.This one might be closer than you'd think, but I still like the 
                Vikings getting another win and racking up some scores.
 
 The Lions will get decent performances from QB Joey Harrington, 
                RB Kevin Jones and WR Roy Williams, who is almost back to 100 
                percent. Sure, there are a few more guys that might get involved, 
                but you can't take that chance with all the injuries and inconsistency. 
                On defense, start DBs Brock Marion and Dre Bly, LB Earl Holmes 
                and DL James Hall.
 
 The Vikings will see huge days from Daunte Culpepper, RB Onterrio 
                Smith, WRs Marcus Robinson and Nate Burleson and TE Jermaine Wiggins. 
                Again, there are a few other guys (Michael Bennett, Moe Williams, 
                the injured Randy Moss) who may contribute, but you just can't 
                commit to those guys. IDP options include DB Corey Chavous, DB 
                Brian Russell and LB E.J. Henderson, who looks like he's finally 
                100 percent. If you have LB Chris Claiborne, you may want to wait 
                another week or two until you play him.
 Final Score: Vikings 37, Lions 
                27  Indianapolis 
                (-7.5) at Chicago, 1:00 p.m.Some questions. First, it doesn't get more clear cut than this 
                one, does it, folks? Or does it? Any additional comments on Peyton 
                Manning's technique last week running up that scoreboard from 
                those that had the misfortune of facing him?
 
 The Colts have been shredding opposing secondaries like Marsh 
                & McLennan bid-rigging documents while owners of Manning, Brandon 
                Stokley and Reggie Wayne reap the benefits. Where was Marvin Harrison 
                last week. Between Stokley and TE Dallas Clark, who had 4 touchdowns 
                between them, there wasn't much to go around. Hey, if you've got 
                ANY of those guys, you must play them. I expect Edgerrin James 
                to also have a big day, even if he doesn't reach the end zone, 
                but hey, what else is new? On defense, go with DL Robert Mathis 
                (while he's smoking hot), weakside LB Cato June and backup DB 
                Bob Sanders, who has filled in admirably.
 
 The Bears might succeed where others have failed in limiting the 
                Colts offensive output to only about three or four touchdowns 
                instead of five or six, but that doesn't mean they still won't 
                struggle to stop this juggernaut. Offensively, the best guys are 
                the running backs, but since Thomas Jones is just getting back 
                and A-Train Anthony Thomas may split carries with him, the value 
                goes down. Combine that with the Colts run and gun offense, and 
                I don't see much chance of the Bears slow-playing this one like 
                a flopped straight. Watch out, because you may see the last worthwhile 
                start of the season (maybe even career) out of David Terrell, 
                who has provided fantasy football owners a new meaning of underachiever. 
                Talk about a sleeper! The only problem is that this guy never 
                woke up. Peep this: Terrell is the Bear's best WR, and he's ranked 
                64th. WR Bernard Berrian is the most attractive possibility based 
                on his two TDs, but the rookie has only caught seven balls all 
                year. You know what that tells me? Play Bobby Wade. On defense, 
                LB Lance Briggs is the man with Brian Urlacher hurt, and DBs Mike 
                Green and Jerry Azumah should get lots of work. DL Alex Brown 
                is playing like a Pro-Bowler, and should be considered every week.
 Final Score: Colts 38, Bears 
                20  Atlanta 
                (-3) at N.Y. Giants, 4:15 p.m.I can't wait to see the Giants try to run down Mike Vick. Let's 
                see "Father Time" Tom Coughlin put a clock on him.
 
 The Falcons should run wild against the Giants this week, considering 
                they are starting Eli Manning and he'll turn the ball over four 
                times in Atlanta territory. Play Vick, Warrick Dunn, T.J. Duckett, 
                Peerless Price and Alge Crumpler, and doff your cap to Coughlin, 
                who will be getting a much-needed wake-up call when the Falcons 
                score 40. On defense, play anybody on the Falcons defensive line 
                (Patrick Kerney, Rod Coleman) LB Keith Brooking and DB Bryan Scott.
 
 The Giants got a much-deserved loss last week, although it is 
                not really Kurt Warner's fault. So to all you Eli Manning fans 
                out there - pipe down! He's not going to do any better, especially 
                against this defense. Obviously, you should start RB Tiki Barber, 
                WR Amani Toomer and TE Jeremy Shockey, just don't expect Eli Manning 
                to throw for five TDs like his brother. IDP options include rookie 
                DB Gibril Wilson, LB Kevin Lewis and DL Fred Robbins, who might 
                snag a few tackles.
 Final Score: Falcons 40, Giants 
                23  Washington (+11) at 
                Philadelphia, 4:15 p.m.The Washington secondary is not as bad as the Dallas secondary, 
                but that just means Donovan McNabb and Terrell Owens will just 
                have to get more creative - a scary proposition.
 
 The Redskins compiled about two passing yards and have only one 
                viable offensive weapon each week - RB Clinton Portis. Don't start 
                Patrick Ramsey just yet, and be careful with WRs Laveranues Coles 
                and Rod Gardner. If anything, you might look to TE Chris Cooley. 
                On defense, I'd imagine that rookie DB Sean Taylor is a solid 
                play, as long as he keeps his nose clean. LBs Antonio Pierce and 
                Marcus Washington started out decent, but have tailed off lately, 
                so look to the rest of the secondary with CB Fred Smoot, CB Shawn 
                Springs and safety Ryan Clark.
 
 The Eagles won't have the field day they did Monday Night, but 
                they should be okay. Start McNabb, Owens, Westbrook and TE L.J. 
                Smith. IDP options for Philly include DL Jevon Kearse, Washington 
                castoff and second-time Eagles LB Jeremiah Trotter, and DBs Lito 
                Sheppard and Sheldon Brown.
 
 
 Final Score: Eagles 31, Redskins 
                17  Miami 
                at Seattle (+10) , 4:05 p.mThe Seahawks are just not the team they are capable of being right 
                now. They have had too many mental mistakes that are costing them 
                games. Jackson dropped a key grab in the end zone then another 
                50 yarder later. I have never seen worse receivers with a case 
                of the drops than these guys. They are just not concentrating 
                and it makes touchdowns into field goals. That is not going to 
                cut it against a great offensive team like the Rams. The fumble 
                by Alexander was huge as well. Alexander is now the leading rusher 
                and will continue smacking folks and will dominate this Dolphins 
                team.
 
 The Dolphins were on a bye and Lord knows they needed it. They 
                have lost their coach, changed their QB's again, and still will 
                play like hell. What they do have to look forward to is the first 
                pick in the draft as they hare headed in that direction. Whether 
                it is Feeley or Fielder it really doesn't matter. This offense 
                is horrible and there really is no reason to start any of these 
                guys. The defense is solid but they really do not cause enough 
                turnovers to be effective in fantasy circles. Maybe Ricky will 
                come back and they can sign Drew Brees. They need both.
 Final Score: Hawks 30, Fins 
                13  San Diego (-3 ½) at 
                Oakland, 4:05 p.mI think this may be the lock of the week. The Chargers are simply 
                the hottest team going not in Pittsburgh. Antonio Gates just might 
                be the best TE in football. He leads the league in TD and yardage 
                for TE's. He has to do it more than one year but right now he 
                is the man. Tomlinson is till hurt with a groin injury so stash 
                away Chatman just in case. He will still be effective and is way 
                to valuable to bench. I think he will lay the smack down on the 
                Raiders as he always has good games against them. Understand they 
                need this game to keep pace with the Broncos for the division 
                lead. Of course I cannot talk about this team without taking about 
                Brees. Great comeback story and should land him some serious jack 
                in the off-season. I think they should keep Brees and trade Rivers. 
                Problem being is that it would too much of a salary cap issue. 
                Play Brees, Tomlinson, MCCardell, and Gates.
 
 Oakland is going nowhere fast. The defense is horrible. They are 
                3-6 and you can mark them up as done as well. No playoffs for 
                a team that spent major dough in the off-season to bring in big 
                names. Sapp and Washington should be playing better than they 
                are and have been stopping nobody. Gannon has had problems getting 
                comfortable behind center all season and has been largely ineffective. 
                The offense ranks 20th in the league with 314 yards per game. 
                81 penalties doesn't help either and shows an undisciplined team 
                but that has been a Turner staple for all of his teams. The problem 
                is that Turner us a great coordinator, not a great head coach. 
                They need to start from scratch with personnel. Maybe E. James 
                could help restore something to the offense.
 Final Score: Chargers 35, Raiders 
                21  Green Bay (-3) at Houston, 
                8:30 p.m I know the Texans have been playing well but they are not where 
                the Packers are right now. The Packers maybe the hottest team 
                on the NFC side of things. Green Bay is 4th in the league in offense 
                with almost 400 yards per game. Favre is absolutely dialed in 
                like Verizon right now. The defense came close to giving the game 
                away last week to the Vikings. If the Pack falls short that is 
                the first place to look. That secondary is weak as my wife's coffee. 
                Ahman Green got slightly injured in the game but came back and 
                ended up with 145 yards rushing. Favre had four TDS and was basically 
                flawless. He will be too much for the Texans to handle as their 
                defense has given up some big games this year. I think Favre, 
                Green, Driver, Walker will all have big games and big plays.
 
 The Texans ran into a buzz saw named Manning on Sunday. They just 
                were not prepared for that offense. Neither is anybody else. Again 
                they allowed an offense to abuse that secondary and they were 
                not competitive in this game. Giving up five TDs is pitiful and 
                it doesn't get any better this week with Favre coming to town. 
                They gave up two 100 yard receiving days for Stokely and Dallas 
                Clark. Carr didn't help matters with his mistakes. That is another 
                area where they have to improve. The defense is bad enough not 
                to give away opportunities with turnovers. They will suffer in 
                this game and it could be a shootout.
 Final Score: Pack 35, Texans 
                28 New England (-3) at Kansas 
                City, 9:00 p.m.I thought the Indy-Chicago contest would be pretty high-scoring, 
                but this might surpass it. John Madden and Al Michaels eyes will 
                be spinning around like slot machines. The Patriots face a bad, 
                banged up defense with a great offense. Play QB Tom Brady, RB 
                Corey Dillon, WRs David Givens and David Patten. Even TE Dan Graham, 
                who has three straight weeks with goose eggs, should do SOMETHING, 
                but play somebody else if he's in the top ten. On defense, DB 
                Rodney Harrison should bounce back from an off week, and LBs Tedy 
                Bruschi and Mike Vrabel are good plays. LB Willie McGinest might 
                also be a good play this week, as the KC line might give up some 
                sacks to him and DL Richard Seymour.
 
 The Chiefs face a banged up defense that still ain't bad with 
                an offense that is missing Priest Holmes. Derrick Blaylock may 
                have had his way with the Saints, but the Patriots have much better 
                linebackers and they are guaranteed to step it up in this one. 
                Play Trent Green, Blaylock if you've got no better options, WR 
                Eddie Kennison, WR Johnnie Morton and TE Tony Gonzalez. These 
                guys will score, but the Patriots are still the toughest, scrappiest 
                team in football. IDP options include LB Scott Fujita (I told 
                you to play him last week) DB Greg Wesley (him too) and DB Jerome 
                Woods.
 Final Score: Pats 30, Chiefs 
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