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 Must Start: The Top 15
 1. Larry Johnson v. SD – 
                Nobody runs the ball well against San Diego. Nobody that is, until 
                KC does so this weekend. Johnson hasn’t tallied fewer than 
                149 total yards in a game since assuming the starting role and 
                is averaging 32 touches per in that same span. Throw in twelve 
                scores and you’re looking at next year’s consensus 
                #1 draft pick, even ahead of…
 
 2. Shaun Alexander v. IND – 
                …this guy. He wasn’t #1 on most lists at the start 
                of the season but he probably should have been, as his 120 yards/game 
                and 24 scores to date clearly demonstrates. The best part? He’s 
                still got something to play for with only two weeks remaining. 
                Expect 125+ and a couple scores as the ‘Hawks wallop a heavy-hearted 
                Indy squad this Saturday.
 
 3. LaDainian Tomlinson @ SD – 
                I’m actually fielding questions (legit ones) from readers 
                who wonder if he should sit this weekend. Sit? L.T.??? Guess I’m 
                not as brave as some of you. Yes, he’s banged up but the 
                Bolts need a “W” in the worst way and he still gives 
                them the best chance of getting it. If you saw Tiki tear through 
                the KC tackling dummies last Saturday, you know why you still 
                want Tomlinson in your lineup.
 
 4. Tiki Barber @ WAS – 
                “Tear through” doesn’t begin to describe what 
                Tiki did to KC in Week 15. Despite an erratic QB and replacements 
                along the O-line, he managed to set the Giants’ single-game 
                record for rushing yards (220) and score two touchdowns in the 
                process. Is it too late for some MVP consideration? Probably, 
                but that doesn’t mean he can’t be YOUR MVP in championship 
                games this weekend.
 
 5. Rudi Johnson v. BUF – 
                Better late than never, I always say, especially when it comes 
                to fantasy ball. Johnson started the season slowly but is kicking 
                it into gear just in time for the ones that count. He’s 
                scored ten times in his last six tilts and has clearly been energized 
                by the increased attention (thanks to the Chris Perry injury). 
                Give him the start against Buffalo’s surprisingly horrible 
                run defense.
 
 6. Thomas Jones @ GB – 
                After the top 5, things get a bit murky. Though there’s 
                plenty of yardage to be had from the next ten ball carriers, touchdowns 
                are far from guaranteed. You either go with a guy who’s 
                dynamic but inconsistent (see Jackson, Williams, and Foster), 
                or stick to the less flashy but more reliable rock-toter who can 
                lock down 10-15 points for you. I’m recommending the latter 
                approach in this spot and nobody personifies it quite like the 
                steady but unspectacular Jones. Give him a start against the Pack’s 
                cushy front four.
 
 7. DeShaun Foster v. DAL – 
                Foster could be that reliable guy (and then some) if he weren’t 
                so injury-prone and weren’t tethered to the Panthers’ 
                Big 10-like offense (no, not a compliment). He’s big, fast, 
                and has a nice set of hands. Here’s hoping he uses them 
                to good effect this weekend against a Dallas squad that was flat-out 
                embarrassed last weekend in Washington.
 
 8. Carnell Williams v. ATL – 
                Speaking of embarrassed… The Bucs offense was completely 
                dressed down by a resurgent Pats crew last weekend and is now 
                squarely on the playoff bubble. If they want to play more than 
                16 games, they’ll need a much better effort this Saturday 
                at Raymond James. Expect Williams to top the century mark against 
                a weak Atlanta front as they do exactly that…barely.
 
 9. Steven Jackson v. SF – 
                Jackson was on his way to a stellar day last Sunday until he mysteriously 
                disappeared in the third quarter. The problem? A “sore” 
                foot and a hip pointer. Do we have another DeShaun Foster on our 
                hands here? I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt but there’s 
                no reason he shouldn’t go for a buck-twenty-five and at 
                least one score against San Fran’s crummy front. Check the 
                injury reports on game day and give him the nod if everything 
                looks good.
 
 10. Ryan Moats @ ARI – 
                Philly’s decided to replace Brian Westbrook with…well, 
                Brian Westbrook, or at least a reasonable facsimile. The former 
                La. Tech star is virtually the same size and virtually the same 
                back (shifty and dangerous on the perimeter). Unfortunately, that 
                means he’ll get virtually the same number of touches (fewer 
                than 20) per game. Won’t matter if he continues averaging 
                over six yards per handle. A good start in Week 16.
 
 11. Corey Dillon @ NYJ – 
                He’s only topped the century mark twice this year and is 
                nowhere near reaching 1,000 for the season. If you expected more 
                from the former Bengal this season, you’re not alone. On 
                a positive note, he HAS scored eleven times this season, twice 
                in the blowout win over Tampa last week. That’s four scores 
                in his last three, a trend that shouldn’t be ignored this 
                time of year.
 
 12. Clinton Portis v. DAL – 
                Portis posted the worst numbers of his career in the first meeting 
                with New York (four carries for nine yards) and must certainly 
                be better if the ‘Skins hope to avenge that 36-0 shellacking. 
                I think he will be (75-100 yards) though I’m not sure it 
                will be enough. If it is, they could very well secure a most improbable 
                playoff berth, in spite of their crazy owner’s dubious personnel 
                decisions.
 
 13. Jonathan Wells v. JAX – 
                Hard to believe an also-ran like Houston has depth at any position, 
                but at running back, at least, the talent pool runs pretty deep. 
                Filling in for the persistently smashed-up Davis, Wells ran for 
                87 yards and two scores against Arizona in Week 15. Yes, it was 
                Arizona, but that’s four scores in three starts this year, 
                more than enough to justify a sneaky start should Dom be M.I.A. 
                again this weekend.
 
 14. Mike Anderson v. OAK – 
                Speaking of deep talent pools! Anderson has barely been able to 
                fend off Tatum Bell this season, but that hasn’t stopped 
                him from racking up close to 1,000 yards (a formality, at this 
                point) and twelve scores. Though he’s unlikely to see many 
                more than 20 carries against the Raiders, that’s more than 
                enough to tally good numbers. Think 75-100 yards and perhaps a 
                score.
 
 15. Reuben Droughns v. PIT – 
                This seems like a tough matchup for Droughns and it probably is. 
                Nevertheless, he’s only dipped below 75 total yards one 
                time this year. Once. Were you aware of this? Larry Johnson he 
                isn’t, but I’ll take 8-10 guaranteed points at my 
                flex position every week. Might even take it at my #2 spot if 
                my starter is someone like Johnson.
 
 Grab A Helmet:
 
 Willie Parker @ CLE – 
                Opposing Mr. Droughns this Saturday will be the three-headed monster 
                known as the Pittsburgh rushing attack (Parker and Messrs. Bettis/Haynes). 
                The little guy gets most of the touches and, for that reason, 
                gets the recommendation. However, you should always temper your 
                expectations with him. He’s carried it more than 20 times 
                only once in his last eight games and must therefore do more with 
                less.
 
 Warrick Dunn @ TB – Dunn 
                should probably be in the Top 15 but he’s never fared that 
                well against his former mates (44 yards/game and no scores). That’s 
                not a reason to sit him, necessarily, but if you were ever gonna 
                do it, this might be the week. Guess it depends on who else you 
                have. I envision 75 yards and perhaps a few more in the passing 
                game, for what that’s worth.
 
 Jamal Lewis v. MIN – Look 
                who’s decided to show up after a mostly wasted campaign. 
                After failing to post triple digits in any of his first ten contests, 
                Lewis has turned the trick twice in his last three, running with 
                more purpose and even a little nastiness of late. If the Ravens 
                can keep it reasonably close (likely), he could make it three 
                out of four against the Vikes in Week 16.
 
 Frank Gore @ STL – He’s 
                probably a desperation play, at best, but you could definitely 
                do worse than the former ‘Cane against a St. Louis D clearly 
                in the giving mood. He tallied 136 total yards against the Jags 
                last weekend and could duplicate the feat at Edward Jones provided 
                he gets enough touches. Give him a look if you’re stumped.
 
 Julius Jones @ CAR – He’s 
                still splitting carries with MBIII, a sure sign that Tuna likes 
                what the former Gopher has to offer. That’s not necessarily 
                a knock on Jones but it certainly bites into his value some. Regardless, 
                he’s still the most potent of the Cowboys backs and will 
                likely get the most carries this weekend in Charlotte. I think 
                he goes for 50-75 yards and a score as the ‘Boys are all 
                but eliminated from playoff contention.
 
 Grab A Gatorade:
 
 Michael Bennett @ BAL – 
                The Vikes certainly don’t belong in the playoffs either 
                but they might still get there, in spite of themselves. The reason? 
                Well, I’m not exactly sure. They’re a sneaky 8-6 and 
                get the Bears at home on New Year’s Day. If Green Bay pulls 
                the upset against the Bears on Sunday, things could get very interesting 
                in the NFC North.
 
 Noah Herron v. CHI – Of 
                course, to do that, the Pack will hafta score some points against 
                the #1 ranked D with their SIXTH (you read that right…SIXTH!) 
                starting back this season. Herron is actually reasonably talented 
                and is single-handedly responsible for my college fantasy championship 
                last season (forgot to thank you, bro). Nonetheless, he doesn’t 
                possess the game-breaking ability to strike fear in an opposing 
                D, especially not one as good as Chicago’s. Sit him down.
 
 Any Detroit RB @ NO – 
                Detecting a trend here? If you’re looking for fantasy points 
                from your running backs, don’t come looking in the Norris 
                division. Outside of Thomas Jones, none of them are worth a look. 
                That includes the other Jones (Kevin), even if he’s able 
                to go this weekend, which doesn’t appear likely.
 
 Any Arizona RB v. PHI – 
                I’m sorry for the J.J. Arrington recommendation last week, 
                though I doubt many of you heeded my advice. Arizona might possess 
                the worst rushing attack in the history of organized football. 
                It’s now official.
 
 Wide Receivers/Tight Ends
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