The Shot Caller's Report
strives to identify players that are borderline fantasy plays
and clarify whether they should be started or benched. Rather
than telling you to start Peyton Manning and bench John Beck,
the Report looks at those "stuck in the middle" guys and evaluates
if they will help your team win.
By now, most owners know what they have. Did your sleeper picks
pan out or did they continue to doze? Was your first round pick
a bust, like so many were this year? Do you have any healthy running
backs left? Now that the bye weeks are finally over, teams can
field the team they envisioned when they drafted. With good luck,
the guys you slot into your lineup this week could stay there
for the remainder of the season and hopefully power you deep into
the playoffs. Alternatively, they could be leading you down the
dark and creaky stairs of the league basement.
Must Start:
Marc
Bulger @ SF: The last two games have been good ones for Bulger.
In both, he threw for over 300 yards while totaling three touchdowns
and only a single interception. These performances are the exact
opposite of what we saw from him through the first half of the
year. Has the St. Louis offense turned the corner or are their
cakewalk opponents over the last two weeks making the difference?
It doesn’t really matter as San Francisco turned in one of more
nightmarish performances ever seen on Monday Night Football last
week.
Kurt Warner @ CIN: It seems as if every part of Warner has been
broken, strained, or sprained at one time or another during this
season. Yet he still managed three touchdown passes against Detroit
last week. Not overly impressive considering it was versus the
Lions, but still not bad, and it’s not like the Bengals
defense is better.
Donovan McNabb v. MIA: I could gush all over the page about McNabb’s
four TD passes last week and how good he looked doing it. But
seriously, what halfway decent quarterback would you not start
when facing the incredibly bad Dolphins defense? If Don Shula
has criticisms to make of any team, maybe he should start with
the one he personally coached for so many years.
Matt Schaub
v. NO: For the first time since Week Two, the Texans have all
their key players healthy. I exclude Ahman Green, because no one
really cares anymore. Considering the workmanlike but solid numbers
Schaub was able to put up when healthy, he should do pretty well
with his biggest weapon back on the field and well rested.
Going Out On a Limb:
Kyle Boller
v. CLE: In a move that was long, long overdue, Boller will take
over starting duties from the inept Steve McNair. I really like
how they spared McNair’s feelings by benching him due to a shoulder
injury rather than his pathetic play. Yeah, we are all buying
that one….Similar to Miami above, I would start a slightly stale
Twinkie against the Brownies lack of defense. Interestingly, the
Twinkie is more elusive and has better arm strength than McNair.
Grab A Clipboard:
Brodie Croyle
@ IND: Croyle hasn’t seen much action this year, but what he has
done in limited action has been, in a word, uninspiring. So, let’s
take a struggling offense with a below-average quarterback and
replace that QB with the guy thought to be worse before the season
began. Yeah, against the Indianapolis defense, even absent Dwight
Freeney, I’ll pass on everything Kansas City.
Philip
Rivers @ JAC: The scoring machine we expected to find in San
Diego this year has been notably absent, much to the chagrin of
Antonio Gates and LaDainian Tomlinson owners. That can all be
traced back to some combination of offensive line issues and inconsistent
quarterback play, depending on who you feel like blaming. Rivers
has two TDs or better in four games and zero touchdowns in the
other five.
Eli Manning @ DET: Speaking of inconsistent, here comes the poster
boy for inconsistency, Eli Manning. Considering the weapons he
has at his disposal, it is simply amazing that he has failed to
top 300 yards more than twice this season. Detroit is not a particularly
scary defense, but the Giants are just beginning their annual
meltdown, where they blow any possible playoff hopes in the last
two months of the season.
Jay Cutler
v. TEN: Since he isn’t getting Javon Walker back this week, don’t
expect much from the second-year quarterback. Interesting statistic
- there has been only one game this season in which Cutler has
more scores than turnovers. A sad fact, but interesting.
David Garrard
v. SD: Jacksonville fans are very happy to see him back on the
field and even happier to escort Quinn Gray off, but fantasy owners
shouldn’t be getting all excited. He has no interceptions – that’s
good. He also has passed for over 221 yards only once in the five
games he completed this season. The story is the same on touchdowns:
he has scored more than one in only a single game.
Running Backs
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