The Shot Caller's Report
strives to identify players that are borderline fantasy plays
and clarify whether they should be started or benched. Rather
than telling you to start Peyton Manning and bench Cleo Lemon,
the Report looks at those "stuck in the middle" guys and evaluates
if they will help your team win.
Congratulations on making it to your league finals! If this doesn’t
apply to you, my condolences. The good news is that either way,
the fantasy season is approaching its end. Good news?!?! Of course,
but only because it wipes the slate clean and allows us to start
formulating our diabolical plans once again. Didn’t make
the playoffs this year? Next season provides a fresh start. Are
you currently destroying the opposition, sending them down to
their doom while they plead for mercy? You will get another opportunity
to demonstrate you mastery in just a few more months. Stuck with
a crappy dynasty league team? Well, you are just hosed….
Must Start:
Kurt Warner
@ NO: Who needs receivers? Playing catch with a gimpy Larry
Fitzgerald and without Anquan Boldin, Warner still managed to
toss three touchdowns passes last week in Seattle. Of course,
those five interceptions were hideous and made Warner’s numbers
much less impressive. Fitzgerald will once again slip on his medical
girdle and play in New Orleans while Boldin’s status will be determined
in practice this week. Against the Saints 29th ranked pass defense,
Warner would be a good play even with Jerheme Urban catching his
passes.
Jeff Garcia v. ATL: If Atlanta’s season wasn’t a
train wreck before this week it certainly qualifies now. Facing
the twin blows of watching their quarterback get sentenced to
23 months in federal prison and their new coach throw in the towel,
the Falcons players managed to make their organization look even
worse with their “Free Mike Vick” crap. Yeah, a guy
convicted of executing dogs should walk because he’s your
buddy. Classy guys, real classy.
Matt Hasselbeck
@ CAR: After destroying the Arizona secondary last week, Hasselbeck
gets to do the same thing in Carolina. He has multiple touchdown
throws in seven of his last eight games and might get D.J. Hackett
back. If not, Seattle has enough depth at receiver for Hasselbeck
to be successful without one or two of his wide outs. How come
the Seahawks have WRs all over the place and teams like Tennessee
and San Francisco can’t find a single good one?
Jay Cutler @ HOU: OK, I am finally onboard the Cutler bandwagon.
Through the first ten weeks, he threw multiple touchdowns only
once, not very titillating for fantasy purposes. Over the last
four weeks though, he has eight scores and only three interceptions.
Toss in a nice match up against Houston and Cutler needs to be
in lineups.
Going Out On a Limb:
Trent Edwards @ CLE: Edwards is not a very good quarterback this
early in his young career. Luckily for Buffalo fans, the Cleveland
secondary is worse, a lot worse. Edwards was able to torch the
Miami JV team for four touchdowns, proving he can hit receivers
when there is no coverage in sight. The Brownies are essentially
the Dolphins with an offense, meaning the Bills won’t be
running the ball all second half either.
Grab A Clipboard:
Ben Roethlisberger v. JAX: I like Big Ben, but I am concerned
about his recent lack of production. Against his last four opponents,
including three defensive juggernauts (Jets, Dolphins, and Bungles),
Roethlisberger has four passing TDs and was held under 200 yards
in each meeting. The Jaguars truly are a “bend but don’t
break” defense. They rank in the bottom ten for passing
yards allowed yet opposing quarterbacks have only managed to throw
15 touchdown passes on them.
Kyle Orton @ MIN: I actually received an email asking if Orton
would be a good “sneaky start” this week against the
worst-ranked pass defense in the league. Um, no. Playing a QB
in your league finals who hasn’t thrown a meaningful pass
since 2005 is idiotic. You should lose your game just for asking
that question….
Vince Young @ KC: It looks like Young has avoided the Madden
curse, unless chronic underperformance can be classified as an
injury. He has only missed one game this year, although you will
be forgiven for not noticing. The over-hyped star has managed
a meager two multi-score games. Those numbers include his scrambling
prowess, which has been almost non-existent for most of the season.
Kellen Clemens @ NE: This should be a no-brainer. I am just wondering
how bad it could be for the young signal caller. So far he has
five touchdowns and ten turnovers even though he is playing with
a decent offensive line and some competent weapons. When a quarterback
can’t throw a score against the Brownies, something is very
wrong. I guess all those Jets fans (both of them) that were screaming
for Clemens to become the starter are already looking at which
quarterbacks will be available in this years’ draft.
David Garrard
@ PIT: Sure, he has thrown only a single interception this year.
While that is impressive, his upside is very limited. Garrard
hasn’t broken 300 yards passing or thrown more than two scores
in a game. His numbers aren’t bad, but he has very little upside
and is facing the second best pass defense in the league, the
same group who was humiliated on national television by Tom Brady
last week. They may have a chip on their shoulder this week, although
no guarantees of a win have yet been heard.
Running Backs
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