The Shot Caller's Report
strives to identify players that are borderline fantasy plays
and clarify whether they should be started or benched. Rather
than telling you to start Peyton Manning and bench Tarvaris Jackson,
the Report looks at those "stuck in the middle" guys and evaluates
if they will help your team win.
It is Super Bowl time, at least for fantasy owners. Games played
this week are the culmination of months of preparation, analysis,
horse trading, and hard work. Luck certainly plays a role; how
much is a matter of diverse and occasionally loudly-stated opinion.
The two teams playing for the league title are quick to defend
the skill it took to assemble their team of superstars while the
rest of the owners share stories of injury, close losses, underperforming
draft picks, and Brian Westbrook taking a knee at the 1-yard line.
We aren’t going to settle the luck argument in this article,
but I wanted to wish everyone still playing this week a hearty,
“Good luck!” Let’s see if we can throw in some
of that analysis stuff and give chance a helping hand…
Must Start:
Donovan
McNabb @ NO: He has only scored twice since Week Ten, killing
owners who drafted him to be their starter. All the talk of Kevin
Kolb getting some playing time is just talk as McNabb will play
this week and have one of his best games of the season. Considering
his season, this won’t be hard. Traveling down to the Big Easy
will help Donovan pad his season stats, making them look bad rather
than horrendous.
Ben Roethlisberger @ STL: Even though Big Ben passed for less
than 150 yards last week and connected on fewer than half of his
attempts, he still managed three touchdowns. Now he leaves snowy
Pittsburgh for the warm confines of the Edward Jones Dome. For
whatever reason, the coaching staff is trying its best to keep
Willy Parker from scoring. His owners aren’t happy about
it, but Roethlisberger has 31 scores on the season because of
it.
Matt Hasselbeck v. BAL: He has scored in all but one game this
season and has managed multiple touchdowns in nine of his 14 contests.
Last week’s performance in Carolina was a bit disappointing,
but something about Baltimore makes this match up inviting. Oh,
yeah, they don’t have a secondary and the team has completely
quit on their coach, losing to previously winless Miami last week.
Kurt Warner
v. ATL : Speaking of teams that suck, Atlanta is the next
defense that will be unable to stop the Arizona passing attack.
Warner has quietly posted at least two touchdowns in each of his
last six games while playing with a lot of injured teammates and
backups. He does have 13 turnovers during that period as well,
but it is unlikely the Falcons will be able to put any pressure
on him and questionable whether they will even try.
Going Out On a Limb:
Brodie
Croyle @ DET : Croyle isn’t a very good quarterback, but what
do you expect in Week 16? If he were any good, someone would have
already nabbed him. Skill plays a minor role in beating up the
reeling Detroit defense. After giving up 51 points to the inconsistent
San Diego Chargers, the Lions are obviously in the holiday mood
and will be handing out easy touchdowns all day.
Grab A Clipboard:
Eli Manning @ BUF: Regardless of what brand of watch he is wearing,
Manning is anything but ‘unstoppable’. The Bills aren’t
exactly a stout defense, but the weather in western New York during
the month of December seldom is beneficial to a passing game.
And, over his last seven games, Manning has seven scores (one
in each game) and eleven turnovers while being unable to throw
for over 300 yards in any of them.
Philip Rivers v. DEN: Although they locked up their division
last week, the Bolts are still playing for seeding. More specifically,
they are trying to keep the #3 spot so they don’t have to
face the Patriots any sooner than necessary. Rivers has a gimpy
knee, may not play the full game, and has to face the #6 pass
defense in the league. None of that really excites me going into
my Super Bowl.
David Garrard
v. OAK : I started the season off not really believing in
Garrard. I knew he existed and all, but I’ve never felt comfortable
with him as my QB. Before his injury, Garrard was doing pretty
much what I expected, with six scores in six games and pretty
meager yardage totals. Since his return, those numbers have gone
up, and in a big way. While his primary job is to hand the ball
off 40 times a game, he is making throws too. Oakland is tough
though, having allowed only eleven passing touchdowns all year.
Find a better option.
Todd Collins
@ MIN: For all those ‘experts’ who say anyone can pass on
Minnesota, I give you the stat line of Kyle Orton in last week’s
match up with the Vikings: 184 yards, no TDs, 1 INT. Orton isn’t
exactly a great quarterback, but neither is Collins. And, while
the Minnesota pass defense gives up more yardage than anyone else,
they don’t let teams score as much as you may think.
Vince Young v. NYJ: Young occasionally flashes some upside, having
posted a 300 yard game this season as well as a handful of two
touchdown outings. He also had five games with no scores and nine
where he was held to under 200 yards passing, including five with
less than 125 yards. His most recent stinker came just two weeks
ago so experience isn’t transforming him very quickly. His
may show off a lot of highlight reel moves, but he is way too
inconsistent for me, even against the Jets.
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