This piece goes out to all of you who have ever asked the question,
"Should I publish a second volume of worthless football haikus?"
LOOMING
Pulled groin for The Bus,
A scream of pain in the night--
Quick playoff exit.
IRONY
"No more bullcrap plays'"
says idiot Jim Haslett.
Saints miss the playoffs.
PROZAC
Can you help me out?
I need a prescription filled.
Last name is Turley.
MAKING BRADSHAW LOOK GOOD
CBS bore-fest:
Bonus points if you can tell
Cross and Nantz apart.
MNF RESPONSIVENESS
Dennis, Al or Dan
must have read my Stark haiku.
She's dressing hotter.
ROLLING STONE
Hi, I'm Randy Moss.
I give maximum effort
when I cash my check.
AND ANOTHER THING
Speaking of Randy,
will he get those braces off
sometime this decade?
CONFIDENCE
"In order to win
commit just five turnovers,"
says Rams coach Mike Martz.
EUPHORIA
Man, I'm desperate.
I need a bye-week RB.
Guess I'll take Bryson.
Well, folks, unless there is a reader outcry, I will put the haikus
on the shelf for a while. Be back next week with the 2001 Fantasy
Football Awards Banquet.
