MNF PROGRAMMING NOTE

Marshall Faulk running
over jockless defenders
makes for good T.V.

THE SUN SETS

Madden sounds confused.
Summerall has ADD.
Where's the geritol?

FRUSTRATED DESIRE

Frumpy brown sweaters
on lovely Melissa Stark?
What a tragic waste.

MUSIC CITY MORON

Steve McNair would sneak;
All of us knew that at once.
Brilliant move, Fisher.

BRING BACK REPLACEMENTS

Is it now too late
to reconsider firing
incompetent refs?

PONDERING

The Bus. Slash. Hines Ward.
How can it be possible
that the Steelers win?

MARIUCCI FAN

I'm Terrell Owens.
Watch me as I celebrate
being an a-hole.

SOBRIETY TEST

Try this while you're drunk:
Say "Chidi Ahanatou".
See, I told you so.

SELF-KNOWLEDGE

I must be a geek
to write these stupid haikus
and hope they are read.