I hope everyone is staying upbeat and chipper despite these dismal
days in our nation's history. I know you don't come to a fantasy
football site to read even more political news so I won't bother
you with it here, just let me use one analogy for you.
Let's say that the Denver/Oakland game should ended with Oakland
winning. Mike Shanahan doesn't like the outcome so he petitions
the officiating crew that since he is the home team coach there
needs to be a replay of every touchdown to see if the points should
have counted. Surprisingly, he gets his way but the officials
find that one field goal should not have counted but Oakland is
still a winner. Shanahan protests again this time saying that
he feels that Jon Gruden's offense was confusing and should not
have been allowed but will overlook it if all of Oakland's offensive
and defensive plays are looked at for penalties that were not
called. I think you are getting my point... football and politics
have long been compared to one another. And the above story isn't
too off-base. Now, let's turn our attention to another concern...
injuries.
I want a way to predict them, injuries that is, I mean why should
a team be forced to draft players that are inevitably going to
be injured? I believe I've mentioned that I feel like I have an
innate ability to know when a player is to be injured. It's scary
really... last year in baseball I traded Todd Stottlemeyer the
day before he tore is rotator cuff. Last year in football I traded
Terrell Davis one week before he tore his ACL. This year I traded
Duce Staley one week before he broke his foot. And two weeks ago
I traded Ricky Williams for Jerome Bettis. There are certainly
players that are predictable for injury. Namely those that are
old... Emmitt Smith (he gets hurt every week), those that are
fragile... Charlie Batch (he needs to drink some milk), those
that have had there bell rung more times than the church on main
street... Chris Chandler. I'll take those players but not without
considerable begging or more than adequate back-ups. In fact in
all of my years of fantasy football this is the first time I have
ever had Emmitt Smith on my team.
Hey while were talking injuries you might want to bench Amani
Toomer for a couple of weeks after this quote in a recent USA
Today article:
Toomer declared himself about 75% back, the dizziness and headaches
having cleared up by Tuesday. The only thing he's battling now,
he said, is an apprehensiveness about getting hit, which he carried
onto the practice field.
''I can run around, but I don't know what would happen if I took
a hit,'' Toomer said. ''I don't want to take another shot like
I did the other day. But if I do, I'll hope everything will be
all right.''
That's not exactly the sentiment that you want to hear from a
possession receiver.
If you want to predict injuries, here are a couple of ways to
figure it... let me say though that there isn't fail-proof method.
- Look At A Player's History
It isn't always a true indicator but it helps. Does a player
get hurt every year... Yatil Green... or has he played several
years mostly injury free? However, the flip-side of this is
a player like Isaac Bruce that sat out all year two years ago
with various hamstring injuries. Just because a player exhibits
injury tendencies doesn't mean that he will always be injured.
- Look At The Depth Chart
Did the players team in question draft a player of equal ability
to back up the starter? Teams can't afford to stock up on players
that won't be playing. If your player in question isn't a free
agent and the team is loading up they must think there is some
question about the player playing the entire season.
- Look At The Surface
Teams that play a majority of their games on astro-turf are
going to suffer more concussions, knee and ankle injuries. If
they play on the Philly turf... double their risk.
These certainly the most fool-proof ways of picking the right guys
but every little bit helps.
Here is this week's recipe.
F R
I E D T U R K E Y |
An outdoor cooking
experience for all to enjoy! Are you ready for the juiciest
turkey you've ever tasted? |
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20 pounds turkey |
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1 tablespoon salt |
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1 tablespoon cayenne
pepper |
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80 cups oil |
Rinse
turkey well and pat dry inside and out. Sprinkle with
salt and cayenne pepper. Rub the seasonings into the
turkey. Place a rack in the bottom of a deep kettle
large enough to hold the turkey. Pour in enough vegetable
oil to cover the turkey. Heat to 350 degrees to 375
degrees. Lower the turkey into the oil very slowly.
Fry turkey for about 1 hour and 20 minutes or about
4 minutes per pound. Remove turkey from oil and drain
well. Turkey is done if meat thermometer inserted in
turkey breast reads 180 degrees.
For safety reasons, this is best done outside with adult
helpers.
Est. preparation time: 15 mins
Est. cooking time: 1 hr, 35 mins
Servings: 12 |
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C O M M I S H ' S R
E C O R D |
LEAGUE |
TYPE |
RECORD |
CCL |
Dynasty |
3-8 |
Madison FFL |
Keeper |
4-6-1 |
Hoosier FFL |
Re-draft performance |
4-7 |
CBS Sportsline |
Re-draft yardage |
7-3-1 |
Grote FFL |
Idiot performance league |
8-3 |
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