Watching football on Sundays is as American as super-sizing an order
of chili fries. Each game is a wonderful ballet danced by behemoths
on a stage of mud, blood, and spit. While the crunching bones, the
tearing muscles, and the oozing blood are the main focal points;
there are plenty of mini-dramas that make watching more enjoyable.
Sit back in the corner of the couch, suck on a spicy Bloody Mary,
and cover yourself with a Charlie Batch game jersey and we will
outline what you should be watching for each game.
Indianapolis/Buffalo
We know all about Indy so forget about Manning, Harrison, and
James. What you should be watching is whether Rob Johnson can
get rid of the damn pig. Bills management made a godawful dumb
decision to keep Johnson - looks like a quarterback but plays
like Elton John - over a real quarterback. The Colts' defense
is a sieve and if Johnson can't torch them for a few scores it
is time to move Eric Moulds. Moulds is the only important player
on that team but he needs help and if Barbie in shoulder pads
can't play, Moulds is screwed.
Miami/Oakland
If the Dolphins are going to be a contender for the Super Bowl,
they have to prove they can throw the ball effectively? Everyone
is singing the praises of Jay Fiedler but we need more evidence
that last season's goof is this season's surprise. We like Oronde
Gadsden as a red zone target but either James McKnight or rookie
Chris Chambers has to show they can play in the NFL. This will
be McKnight's third chance, maybe it will be the charm, and rookie
receivers usually spit the bit. Look for evidence. On the Raiders
side we need a little sign that the defense is as good as always
advertised. The Dolphins are not a big offense; the Raiders should
hold them under 20 points. If they can't hold them under 20, stop
making reservations to New Orleans, Tupelo, or wherever the NFL
decides to hold the game.
Jacksonville/Tennessee
The most important thing to watch is the Tennessee running game.
That is the gas that fuels the Titans engine. Ouch! If the Titans
can't run against the Jaguars, it will be time to re-think all
the predictions on Eddie George. And if they struggle running
it places their defense on the field longer. The Jaguars have
some nice weapons offensively and, if given a few more attempts,
could damage the Titans. George had good games against the Jaguars
last season, so look for another good game and anything less is
scary.
Cincinnati/Baltimore
The Bengals will not be able to move the ball against the Ravens
that we can be sure of, but how about the other way. The Ravens
running game was pitiful Week 1 as Terry Allen - wasn't he playing
when Butkus roamed the earth - no longer has the skills to play
in the NFL. If the Ravens can't run, their chances for the big
dance get very slim and this game may be closer than once thought.
Atlanta/Carolina
Forget Atlanta as there is no more boring team in the NFL right
now. Oh yeah, we forgot the Michael Vick dope show. The man is
a great athlete, not a great quarterback and will mix the occasional
wonderful play with three plays that look as if he just landed
on the planet and has no idea what to do with the oblong. The
quarterback to watch is the one that won't get carded at the local
pub - Chris Weinke. The Falcons have a reasonable set of cornerbacks
and if Weinke can have another good game against the likes of
Ashley Ambrose and Ray Buchanan then maybe he will get more promotions
to do beyond "Hair Club for Men".
Cleveland/Detroit
Ever see a grown man naked? Sorry, I digress. What to watch here
is whether the fat boys on the Lions offensive line can keep the
Browns pass rush off Ty Detmer. The Lions offensive line is the
exact opposite of how an offensive line for a West Coast offense
should look. They are big, slow, and built to push people out
of the way for the running game. They are not an agile unit -
unless it is at the pregame buffet - able to pass-block. It was
never more evident then against Green Bay Week 1 when they gave
up seven sacks. Yeah Charlie Batch got the blame but seven sacks
are seven sacks. The Browns may be to football what Gary Condit
is to fidelity but they can sack the quarterback. Unless the hippos
don tutus, Detmer will have no time for his poor man's Doug Flutie
routine and could end up on the back of a flatbed truck.
Chicago/Minnesota
Forget the Randy Moss saga. He can play and will have a good game
against the Bears who don't play the pass very well. What to watch
is the way Dennis Green uses his running backs. Michael Bennett
is the starter but Doug Chapman is getting a little more playing
time with the first string. If Bennett can't penetrate the Bears
defense and the Bears hang around - Vikings defense is unwilling
to stop any team - look for Chapman to see more time.
Kansas City/New York Giants
There are so many things to watch about Kansas City you'd wish
you were a fly. The Chiefs were not able to run Week 1 and the
competition between Priest Holmes and Tony Richardson is getting
hot. They also weren't able to pass the ball very well and now
don't have Derrick Alexander. The Giants are vulnerable to the
pass as anyone with a rookie at one corner and the overrated Jason
Sehorn at the other. Include a passable but not exciting pass
rush to the mix and the passing game is available but the Chiefs
have only Tony Gonzalez as an NFL receiver. If you can get two
or three televisions set up, look for whether rookie Marvin Minnis
or journeyman Chris Thomas can get any air. If they can't, the
Chiefs, and Trent Green, are in for a very long season. If you
like to watch the whole game, the ongoing battle of Tiki Barber/Ron
Dayne has entered its second season - a longer run on Broadway
then "The Producers" - and Dayne is breathing down the
smaller Barber's neck. If Barber can't move the ball, Dayne should
be ready to step in.
Dallas/San Diego
We know the Cowboys are a lost cause so all our viewing is on
the Chargers. What is important here is the running game. The
Cowboys surprised us by stopping the Buccaneers running game Week
1. If they can hold down the Chargers we will have a good idea
that the Chargers aren't going to go very far despite a good defense.
The passing game of the Chargers is going to be only, well, passable,
but if the running game is superior then they can be a player.
If not, then the Chargers will only be a Flutie sideshow. Tomlinson
and the Chargers' offensive line are the game. Watch them.
New England/New York Jets
The Patriots stink. There is nothing to watch on that side of
the ball. The Jets are interesting because they completed only
two passes to wide receivers Week 1. There is growing concern
that Vinny doesn't get the West Coast offense. We have no idea
whether that is true or not but a lot of talk came from the Jets
camp and it didn't mesh with Week 1's performance. We know little
of his receivers, other than Wayne Chrebet. Chrebet is a tough,
small receiver that will catch the ball where it is thrown. The
others - Lavernaues Coles and Matthew Hatchette -- are mysteries.
If they don't show themselves against the Patriots, they may never
show themselves.
St. Louis/San Francisco
Kurt Warner has a bad thumb but we don't see that as an impediment
to Rams success. The time to watch is when the 49ers have the
ball. The 49ers have a problem at receiver and in the running
game. They tried to replace Jerry Rice with J.J. Stokes but he
came up hurt for Week 2 and now Tai Streets will get a chance.
Mostly all Streets has done prior to this is keep the crutches
manufacturers in business. If he gets significant play we can
figure out if he can play. The running game for the 49ers had
problems against the Falcons and if Garrison Hearst can't move
the rock, Kevan Barlow is still available. Don't give up on Barlow,
yet. The other piece of the puzzle is the Rams defense. If they
were as good as they looked Week 1, particularly against the run,
it would push the Rams to top dog status.
Philadelphia/Seattle
The Eagles lost a tough game against the Rams when they couldn't
run the ball to save their life. Was that an aberration or is
the offensive line sloppy? The Seahawks almost lost to the Browns,
as their passing game was miserable. We know that the Browns are
no great shakes defensively so the finger must be pointed at the
Seahawks. Matt Hasselbeck was everyone's dandy prior to the season's
start but was miserable in the first week and the receivers weren't
too hot either. If the passing game can't get off the ground,
then the Seahawks are back to 2000 and another sad season. Trent
Dilfer is not the answer, either. If the Eagles cannot run the
football against the Seahawks it is time to re-think their ability
to win over the long haul and Staley's ability to lead a fantasy
team, as well.
Arizona/Denver
This is my favorite game of the week. Denver has new running back
Mike Anderson, new wide receiver Eddie Kennison, and a defense
that couldn't contain the weak ass passing game of the Giants.
We expect that Anderson will run well most weeks and the Cardinals
run defense is as good a place to start as there may be on the
planet. Will Kennison go across the middle to catch a pass or
does this open the game for tight end Desmond Clark? Kennison
has caught a lot of insignificant balls the past few years and
has a chance to contribute for the first time in his career. Will
he? And Arizona is all questions. The running game, with its new
offensive line, and the queries on who will be starting in the
backfield for the long haul, is primary. Watch what Thomas Jones
looks like. Can he hang onto the pig, does he dance in the backfield,
and can he break a tackle are important points to evaluate. Also,
is he in shape to play the full game - he had a physical problem
at the end of the year and said earlier that he wasn't quite 100-percent,
yet. How about Jake Plummer? What can we say about him? The once
and future king to Joe Montana has lost his crown under a hail
of interceptions. Can he regain the promise once showered on him
or is he a stiff. With the Cardinals defense likely to give up
points, Plummer has a chance to put up points as well. If he does,
it could be the beginning of a cheap starting quarterback.
Green Bay/Washington
The Pack is back! That is what the cheeseheads would like you
to think. Problem is there is little to watch for Green Bay other
than whether fat Antonio Freeman can get open. If he can't get
open then start downgrading Brett Favre. All eyes will be on Washington.
After a week they already have a quarterback controversy. And
the owner - Daniel Snyder - is not the most stable individual
on the planet. The two players to watch are Stephen Davis - is
he getting the ball - and Jeff George - can he connect with his
receivers. We suspect that the Redskins try to pound the ball
and use George for mainly long balls. This is what to watch and,
of course, will the Packers allow it.
Mark Bond can be found,
most days, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn, eating hot sausage sandwiches
topped with BBQ chips, chili, and coleslaw, slapping back Cuervo
shooters, and rambling on about those warm evenings spent with Janet
Reno. He is not related to James Bond but has the same air of sophistication
of Sean Connery. Mark is currently annoying his workmates at Jackpot
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