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                Bye Weeks: Carolina, Chicago, Jacksonville, New Orleans 
                 
                Grab a Helmet 
                
   
                  
                  McFadden has surprised this season... not 
                    in a good way. 
                 
               
                
              Darren 
              McFadden @ ATL: Nobody’s performance (or lack thereof) has surprised 
              me more in the early going than Mr. McFadden’s, a guy you’d think 
              would be a no-brainer start every week. Indeed, I 
              pegged him as a possible candidate for top RB honors in the 
              preseason and really thought he only needed a clean bill of health 
              to start displaying his multifarious talents. His healthiest season 
              to date, however, has turned out to be his least productive. So 
              far, that is. We won’t give up on the former Razorback just yet 
              but it sure would be nice to see him get more than the 15 or so 
              carries he’s been averaging so far. I’m gonna trust the Raiders 
              did some deep thinking over the bye week and came up with a plan 
              for attacking Atlanta’s surprisingly exploitable run defense (5.4 
              yards/rush) with Run DMC this Sunday. Yup, said it with a straight 
              face. 
                 
              Rashard 
              Mendenhall @ TEN: The running game, that bread and butter of 
              Pittsburgh football for so many years, had been pretty anemic the 
              first three games of the 2012 season, averaging a very un-Steelers-like 
              65 yards per contest. Then, Mendenhall returned in Week 5, miraculously 
              healed from a so-late-it-was-early ACL tear on New Year’s Day, and 
              promptly toted the pigskin 14 times to the tune of 81 yards and 
              a score against the Eagles. Well, I guess that fixes THAT problem, 
              huh? You wouldn’t think he’d be ready to resume carrying a full 
              load but, assuming you take out the abbreviated appearance in Week 
              17 of last year (when he actually damaged the knee), Mendenhall 
              only averaged about 14 carries per tilt last year anyway. 14 or 
              so touches should work out just fine against a Tennessee defense 
              getting routinely gouged on the ground thus far (144.2 rushing yds/game). 
              Start him. 
                 
              Stevan 
              Ridley @ SEA: The fantasy world was abuzz with talk of Brandon 
              Bolden last week, the waiver wire darling du jour. I guess most 
              folks forgot Ridley is still the inarguable meal ticket in Foxboro, 
              huh? Or rather, he’s the closest thing to it for an offense predicated 
              on strategic deception, myriad personnel groupings, and overall 
              matchup optimization. Your Brandon Boldens, Danny Woodheads, and 
              Shane Vereens may come and go, but Ridley has been the only constant 
              so far in 2012, averaging over 20 carries per contest and topping 
              the century mark three times thus far. Oh, and he’s also scored 
              four times. You may be worried about his competition for touches 
              but there are more than enough to go around in New England. The 
              reason why is quite simple and really quite fascinating. Go 
              read this if you’re at all interested and…GO DUCKS! 
              Grab a Gatorade 
                 
                DeMarco 
                Murray @ BAL: The Ravens defense is actually not as good as 
                you think, statistically speaking, against opposing rushers this 
                year. Though they’re yielding only 3.5 yards/rush, they’re giving 
                up almost 120 yards/game and have already surrendered six rushing 
                TDs. So the very capable Murray is a great start against them, 
                right? Well, there’s also this to consider: Dallas’ offensive 
                line is really, really bad right now. The Pokes are averaging 
                just 67.8 yards/game and 3.4 yards/rush at the quarter pole and 
                it ain’t because Murray forgot how to carry the rock. There simply 
                aren’t any holes for him to run through. I’m sure the bye week 
                afforded Dallas shot callers an opportunity to straighten some 
                things out, but this group is a far cry from those great offensive 
                lines of the mid-1990s. Don’t expect miracles from them or the 
                guy they’re theoretically paving the way for. 
                 
                Steven 
                Jackson @ MIA: Believe it or not, the research I do for this 
                column is sometimes more time-consuming than the actual writing 
                itself. Though I’d love to think some read the Report for sheer 
                literary stimulation...yeah, I wouldn’t even do that and I write 
                the danged thing. I guess what I’m trying to say is that there’s 
                a lot going on behind the scenes and since I also want to a have 
                a life during the season, I’m constantly looking for ways to cut 
                down on the amount of intelligence-gathering and fact-checking 
                I need to do before grabbing the laptop and cranking it out. Here’s 
                a shortcut I’ve discovered for 2012: Take whichever running back 
                is facing the Dolphins and recommend a benching. I’m not even 
                sure how clever I need to be about that, if at all. The Fish are 
                giving up just 61.4 rushing yards/game. Jackson is averaging just 
                54.2 and hasn’t scored in five games. Any questions? 
                 
                Chris 
                Johnson v. PIT or William 
                Powell v. BUF: You’re probably wondering why 
                I’m combining these two guys in one recommendation, right? 
                Allow me to explain. Johnson is an erstwhile superstar who once 
                rushed for over 2000 yards in a season. Powell is somebody I just 
                learned about yesterday who (apparently) went to Kansas St. and 
                once rushed for 9 yards in a season. This season, to be exact. 
                If you’re wondering which back I’d rather have in 
                my lineup at this point, however, I’d actually have to think 
                about it. I’m being serious. Johnson is fresh off another 
                15-carry, 24-yard “performance” (and I use the term 
                loosely...and I told you to trade him) and now faces the fearsome 
                Pittsburgh front seven. Powell, first in line to inherit the Cardinals’ 
                carries, faces a Buffalo defense giving up 5.7 yards/carry, or 
                roughly double what Johnson averages on the season. Give me a 
                sec here. Still thinking.... 
                 
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