The Fast, The Furious And The
Four Twenty 8/22/08
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Who says procrastination does not pay? I endeavor to turn in my
article every Tuesday, but this week I got slightly derailed by
having a day job. And good thing too, because if this article were
submitted on Tuesday, the fast and furious NFL would have made much
of the subject matter obsolete. My take on Steven Jackson’s
holdout would have looked more like the beginning of Ram’s
Armageddon. My advice that Kevin Curtis should not be overlooked
would have been untimely.
But my favorite part of this week relates to the 420. Where in
Part I of this Series, I distinctly recall uttering these words:
“But sometimes I can hardly tell the distinction between
THC and TCH.” I recall advising the lovers of the hippie
spinach not to get excited and to re-read the acronym. But now,
only two weeks later, just when I thought I had it all figured
out, TCH and THC morph and the 420 does not refer to Chris Johnson’s
time in the forty yard dash, but instead to this week’s
Training Camp Hype stud, the most famous pot smoker in professional
sports. And as such, let’s lead off with the Miami Dolphins.
Miami Dolphins: Is Chris Mortensen
credible when he says that Ronnie
Brown may be playing elsewhere before the year is up? Some
Miamians....Miamiites... whoever, believe there is some accuracy
to this report. Accordingly, Ricky
Williams heads the TCH list as the Dolphins have named him
their starter...for their 3rd preseason game. Sparano credited
the O-line with the most improvement and a good reason why the
QBs and Ricky Williams looked as good as they did. Jake Long is
apparently adjusting to the speed of the game.
New England Patriots: Obviously
the talk in New England is Tom Brady’s foot injury. If this
injury persists, there is something to be concerned with in Beantown.
The QB-less Patriots looked far worse than the QB-less Buccaneers.
While Wes Welker continues to be a bright spot as the elusive
receiver, Matt Cassell does not look ready to help this team out
if Brady misses any time with injuries. The running game was pathetic,
even for a pre-season game, averaging just above 2.5 ypc.
New York Jets: Damn. I was feeling
pretty saucy about my unearthing David Clowney before it was fashionable
and he goes and breaks his collarbone. Brett Favre is praising
Laveranues Coles, but I’m guessing he’s just blowing
smoke up Coles’ backside since its not like they have practiced
together with Coles nursing his left leg. Favre has been practicing
with the likes of Chanci Stuckey, Brad Smith, Wallace Wright,
Marcus Henry, Dustin Keller and Chris Baker, not Coles and Cotchery.
Finding any news on a Jet that does not center around Brett Favre
is next to an impossible task. Yesterday, on August 19, Thomas
Jones celebrated his 30th birthday and his palm crystal turned
black (ref: Logan’s Run – film version ca. 1976).
The o-line is quite improved and with Favre as QB, Jones stock
is rising. But given my predisposition towards 30 year-old RB’s
I can’t get too excited. Since there is little news coming
out of camp about he or Leon Washington, and two exhibition games
have resulted in a whopping combined total of 10 carries for 25
yards between the two, it is difficult to get a fix on the RB
situation in Jet camp. Since the Jets are going to want to get
Favre all the reps they can prior to opening game, don’t
look for any significant RB play in week 3 of the preseason.
Buffalo Bills: And just as soon
as J.P.
Losman accepts that he will be the back-up QB, Trent
Edwards bangs knees with Marshawn
Lynch and is walked off the field…or so CBS Sportsline reports.
However, according to Buffalo Bills.com, Edwards left practice
with a thigh contusion. Josh
Reed returned from 10 days off and impressed with 5 catches
and a glowing endorsement from Edwards. WR Steve
Johnson has made the most of additional reps with Reed, Parrish
and Hardy nursing injuries and has “turned heads.” Marshawn Lynch
continues to look very quick in and out of his cuts and is quite
elusive. Against Pittsburgh, the Bills studs prevailed in their
first drive when Lynch and Evans accounted for 60 of a 67 yard
drive. While Evans is notorious for slow starts, having a QB may
change things.
Baltimore Ravens: It is teams like
the Ravens which make my job fun. The QB battle is still up in
the air, and no, the rumors that Baltimore’s favorite athlete
Michael Phelps will be trying out are not true. Neither Troy
Smith nor Kyle
Boller are getting the job done. Between the two, they barely
eclipsed a 70 passer rating against the Vikings (Boller 36.8 and
Smith 33.3). But don’t get your hopes up for Joe Flacco, who isn’t
even considered in the same breath as these QB juggernauts at
this stage of his career. According to Harbaugh, it is between
Smith and Boller....ha ha ha...that has to hurt just to utter.
It doesn’t help that the Ravens’ primary weapons in Willis
McGahee and Todd
Heap have been out and the Ravens are learning a new system
from Cam Cameron. Both McGahee and Heap are expected to be ready
by opening kick-off, but Ray
Rice is starting to gain a lot of loving from Ravens’ fans
while there are rumors that McGahee is wearing out his welcome
with a questioned work ethic and that he may not be a Raven much
longer. Good news for Ravens running backs, the MVP maker Lorenzo
Neal signed on and has a history in a Cam Cameron offense.
Cincinnati Bengals: From one sideshow
freak to another, this division continues to cause chaos. Fathers
of underage girls in Ohio get your shotguns, cuz Chris
Henry is back in town. The receiving issues in Cincy have
gotten so bad that the momentarily moralistic Bengals have no
choice but to bring Henry back. Obviously, Henry’s fantasy impact
is no different than past years where he starts off the year with
a hefty suspension. Chad
Johnson’s shoulder injury will have him out the rest of the
preseason, but look for him to be healthy on opening day. Housh
also expects to be ready come season opener, but has missed significant
time as he has not practiced since opening week of TC. Palmer
says rookie Jerome
Simpson is not ready to be counted on. RB Chris
Perry keeps getting reps with Rudi nursing his hammy and TE
Ben Utecht
continues to get good looks in practice and in game time. Considering
the receiving woes, Utecht may be a very nice surprise for owners
who don’t want to use an early pick on a TE.
Cleveland Browns: Derek Anderson
got mildly concussed by the Giants and may be giving up the dress
rehearsal game to Brady Quinn. Although Anderson has been relaxed
and confident this summer, his 4 of 10 for 20 yards before getting
knocked out of the game was not a stellar performance. Granted,
a day without Braylon is like a day without sunshine. But teammates
like Joshua Cribs and Donte Stallworth are saying that Anderson
may very well be the next Peyton Manning or Tom Brady.
Pittsburgh Steelers: Regarding
Rashard Mendenhall, Tomlin and Willie Parker have each said he
needs to think less and run more instinctively. However, the Steelers
appear quite pleased with the pace of Mendenhall's development,
with Bruce Arians stating that he “has been everything the
team hoped and more.” “He's violent running down there”.
He earns praise from fullback Carey Davis: “He has very,
very quick feet [and is] able to get in and out of holes and make
cuts that some people may not see.” They are not looking
at Mendenhall as a 3rd down back [that role appears to be Mewelde
Moore’s], but they are looking at brining him in various
roles including two back sets with Parker. For those leagues where
your players also are awarded points for return yards on kick-offs
and punts, the Steelers are looking to take the training wheels
back off and allowing Santonio Holmes to resume returning punts
(averaged 10.2 yards a return in his rookie year).
Denver Broncos: Jay Cutler looked
very impressive in combined drills with the Dallas Cowboys, providing
Denver fans with the hopes of having found their new elite QB.
If pre-season games have any meaning, Cutler was undeniably dominating
against the Cowboys, with 16 of 20 for 178 yards and one touchdown
and a 120.4 passer rating. Rookie WR Eddie Royal continues to
be the most head turning player in camp and by all accounts is
the starter opposite Marshall in the Denver line-up. He is earning
praises from teammates, coaches and even opposing defenders like
Pac-Man.
Kansas City Chiefs: The Arizona
game provided some promise for Larry Johnson as the o-line opened
up some gaping holes. The setback is that Brodie Croyle has not
been all too impressive still and Tyler Thigpen is No.2 on the
depth chart, instead of Huard, the only Chief with a history of
winning games in the NFL. If Edwards thinks LJ is going to get
the same lanes when teams start stacking 8 in the box....and by
the way, sure he missed half of last season, but did anyone observe
that LJ (who is only one season removed from 416 carries) just
got 14 carries in a second week preseason game. Not one starting
RB got double digit carries this last week.
Oakland Raiders: The Raider running
game continues to show progress, while the passing game is lagging
significantly behind. Receivers like Ronald Curry continue to
drop passes throughout training camp. Coach Kiffin has been critical
about Javon Walker’s dropped balls in light of his guaranteed
$16 million. However, the Raider faithful are still heaping praise
on Jamarcus Russell and like what they saw from him against the
Titans. A quick glance at the RB numbers from the Titan game may
get you excited (37 carries for 235 yards) and further excitement
may be garnered by fans of McFadden, who got 44 of those yards
on only six carries, one for 26 yards. A closer look reveals that
up until the final play of the first half, the Raiders mustered
up only 21 yards on 8 carries between Fargas and McFadden. The
26 yard run came when the Raiders opted to run Darren McFadden
out of the shotgun from their own 36 yard line while the Titans
were clearly playing the pass with only 09 seconds left on the
clock. For the McFadden lovers this is not meant to detract, it
is simply a prime example of TCH numbers arbitrarily inflating
draft values.
San Diego Chargers: Biggest news
out of camp is that Antonio Gates got his wish and was removed
from the Physically Unable to Perform list. He is back at practice
engaging only in individual drills, but not engaging in team drills.
Gates is optimistic that he will be playing against the Panthers
on opening day. Not much news coming out of SD since most its
veterans are on cruise control during preseason games, nursing
injuries [i.e. LT2, Rivers, Chambers, Vincent Jackson, Gates,
Merriman.…]. Buster Davis has taken advantage of this and
has become the most recent wide receiver of note. He is running
and catching well and in the words of Norv Turner “has really
come on.” Don’t misconstrue the above passage: according
to LT2, the lack of starters presence during games is not indicative
of how serious training camp has been.
Houston Texans: In last week’s
installment on the Texans, I opened with: “Don’t be surprised
if you hear about a free agent signing of an RB soon.” Well, I
missed the mark on the name, but that signing came with Arizona
Cardinal’s release of Marcel
Shipp. Again, this thin, but crowded backfield of Chris
Taylor, Steve
Slaton, Chris
Brown, Shipp and aging Ahman Green appears destined for RBBC.
But if Slaton can start picking up blocking in the passing game,
which he did against the Saints, this speedster out of West Virginia
may get some good looks as he did against the Saints (2nd and
3rd teams), going 13 for 57 with a TD. In fact, Kubiak has expressed
that he wants to get Slayton some looks against Dallas on the
first team this week. Without Andre
Johnson in the line-up, Matt
Schaub went 14 for 16 for 187 yards and 2 TD’s, hooking up
substantially with Kevin
Walter for 6 for 100 yards and a TD. Don’t forget Walter who
really excelled last year when AJ was out. AJ is expected to suit
up against Dallas this week.
Indianapolis Colts: The Colts are
the antithesis of TCH. If we took much from the preseason, Joseph
Addai would be falling way down the draft charts with a less than
scintillating 0.92 ypc on 13 carries. Peyton Manning would be
dropping into later rounds like every other player who had a knee
operation/procedure at the outset of the summer who has returned
to practice, but is not practicing 6 weeks into his 4-6 week recovery.
But alas, this is Indy and even catastrophic flooding would not
diminish the fantasy value of its top three studs. Marvin Harrison
clearly has a huge chip on his shoulder, is angry with the media
and wants to let his play do the talking.
Jacksonville Jaguars: Nothing in
the Miami game would give a Jacksonville fan something to write
home about. They had one sustained drive at the end of the first
half which ended with MJD’s fumbling the ball out of the
end zone for a touchback. The longest run from scrimmage for an
RB was only 5 yards and MJD and Taylor combined for an average
under 2.0 ypc. Troy Williamson was not getting separation and
when Mike Walker did, the pass was either overthrown or he was
not able to maintain control on impact with the ground. This may
not be something to be concerned about as it is only a preseason
game, but top ranked teams should not lay eggs against 1-15 teams
during the preseason.
Tennessee Titans: Every once in
awhile, I am rewarded by getting additional insight directly from
a FF Today reader who monitors an individual team and shares their
info. This is one of those cases (all of the information has been
confirmed by my press sources - unfortunately I don’t confirm
whether they are right). Vince
Young is throwing a lot of floaters, falling off his back
foot, doing a lot to hurt his accuracy. But the passing woes are
not just Young’s problem. Apparently, none of the WR’s are stepping
it up, except perhaps for rookie Lavelle
Hawkins out of Cal (I’m not a big fan of the Bears, but it
seems their NFL 2008 crop have been shining in the pre-season
with DeSean
Jackson, Hawkins and Justin
Forsett). Don’t look for Hawkins to start as the starters
still appear to be Justin
Gage, Justin
McCareins and Brandon
Jones. The TE’s Alge
Crumpler and Bo
Scaife have looked very good in preseason. The real story
in Tennessee may be the offensive line which seems to be more
solid than in past which should benefit Lendale and rookie Chris
Johnson and the defense looks good enough to keep the running
game on track through four quarters. Johnson appears to be picking
up NFL pass blocking without a hitch and should have little problem
retaining the role as a third down back.
Chicago Bears: Kyle
Orton will be named the starter for the regular season as
confirmed by Lovie Smith. Matt
Forte has not been as impressive as he was earlier. However,
Kevin Jones
is strapping on the pads and getting into practice in team drills
now.
Detroit Lions: Once again, Lions
fans believe they just may get to the play-offs. Jon
Kitna has been having a sharp training camp and he and Calvin
Johnson have been on the field for four series in two games,
with Kitna going 9 of 10 for 184 yards and 2 TDs ad a perfect
passer’s efficiency rating of 158.3. Calvin Johnson, the recipient
of those 2 TDs has 7 catches for 154 yards and is earning the
nickname Megatron. Kevin
Smith is bringing a needed spark to the running game, going
4 for 19 yards in his first game. But if preseason is an omen
of things to come, the ball will be in the air much more than
on the ground. With Tatum Bell and Brian
Calhoun averaging 1.5 ypc against 1st and 2nd team defenses,
if there was any doubt that Kevin Smith will start the year as
the lead back, all doubt should be removed. Sidenote: In the ESPN
Fantasy Draft Special, Roy
Williams picked himself in the 5th round, after having picked
T.O. and Colston in earlier rounds (Mortensen grabbed Calvin Johnson
in the 4th). While Roy apparently loves he some he, he said he
expects “a really big breakout season.”
Green Bay Packers: Ryan Grant is
almost set to return from his hamstring injury. During rehab he
has not been "nursing" the injury. Grant has been doing
extensive running and conditioning work to build up his endurance.
Greg Jennings and Ruvell Martin practiced in full pads and at
full speed on Monday and looking good.
Minnesota Vikings: Last week I reported
that the road for the Vikings is paved with Tavaris Jackson. The
Vikings took a bad step forward when Jackson sprained his MCL
last weekend. Bernard Berrian is resting with turf toe and Sidney
Rice has a stomach virus. With timing and chemistry still a work
in progress, limited p.t. between these three can be quite problematic
going into the season. That being said, Childress isn’t
concerned. Jackson has performed well thus far. While Jackson
is participating in individual drills and Childress says he has
not determined whether Jackson will see some game time this weekend,
expect the Vikings to rest him for the regular season opener.
Dallas Cowboys: Preseason question
marks still exist in the receiving game with no back-up receivers
making any separation. Otherwise, nothing much has changed in
this relatively set offense.
NY Giants: In Part I of this series
I mentioned that Domenik Hixon was really showing up. Against
a suspect Cleveland secondary, with Burress and Toomer still out,
Domenik Hixon looked like a Pro Bowler with 4 catches for 60+
yards and 2 TDs. Interesting note on Kevin Boss viz-a-viz Jeremy
Shockey. While it is fairly apparent he will be the starter, the
Giants have expressed confidence in his receiving but no so much
in his blocking in the running game. Giants averaged 4.4 ypc with
Shockey in, but only 3.5 with Boss in.
Philadelphia Eagles: The biggest
player in Eagle camp [not counting Westbrook] may be sitting in
Arizona right now. Eagles fans are desperately hoping that Anquan
Boldin’s trade demand is met and they are the lucky recipient.
Not likely, Philadelphia has already suffered the indignities
of a Drew Rosenhaus represented wide receiver. And it just got
worse as the Eagles reported that Kevin
Curtis will undergo surgery for a sports hernia and will be
out for a while. DeSean Jackson will be getting the start on the
right side with Hank
Baskett and Greg
Lewis splitting on the left. Joe
Horn is looking to land in Philly and now its made that much
more probable.
Washington Redskins: Zorn was disappointed
with the red zone offense and third-down execution in the passing
game against the Jet 3-4 defense. However, upon closing training
camp the assessment by Zorn has been nothing but positive. Clinton
Portis said: We've had 39 training camp practices….nobody
went AWOL--not even me.” Zorn on Portis: “When you
watch Clinton and you see the sudden moves he makes, and his ability
to move and re-accelerate, you see what a special back he is.”
Atlanta Falcons: Michael Turner
amassed 115 yards of his 113 total yards on just two carries against
the Colts (missing Freeney and Sanders). Said Mike Smith: “He
[Turner] read the play perfectly. We got a good push on the defensive
tackle and he was able to cut it back. He showed great awareness
in his cutback ability." Matt Ryan did not perform as well
as he did in his first pre-season game.
Carolina Panthers: DeAngelo
Williams continues to make the most of Carolina’s bringing
Jonathan Stewart along slowly. Stewart ran for only 3 yards on
4 carries behind Carolina’s second team o-line, while Williams
averaged 4 yards a carry on 8 carries, one of 23 yards. Delhomme
connected on 9 of 15 for 59 yards, the longest, a 12 yard pass
to Muhsin Mohammed. Carolina was without the services of Steve
Smith or D.J.
Hackett.
New Orleans Saints: Anyone who
knows me understands I am myopic when it comes to Reggie Bush,
but his attitude this pre-season has been nothing short of wanting
to bring his game to the pro level. His touchdown hurdle over
Jacques Reeves was vintage Reggie Bush and this was after Sean
Payton said he was going to keep Bush out of the game with knee
soreness. Bush apparently lobbied to get himself into the game.
Marques Colston also coming off his own injuries put up a solid
performance making a highlight TD grab with his right hand while
pushing off the draping defender Jamar Fletcher with the other.
Board fav David Pattern has been steadily putting up good numbers
as has Lance Moore. Deuce McAllister was back on the field and
averaged 4 tough yards per carry on his new knees.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: WR Antonio
Bryant has been the most consistent Tampa Bay receiver since the
beginning of training camp. His performance against the Patriots
may help him land a starting spot on the roster and Gruden seems
to be oozing about his talent.
Arizona Cardinals: Anquan Boldin
and the Cards are in a “full blown Cold War.” From
Boldin’s own mouth, he believes Whisenhunt became too involved
in negotiations, they “have no relationship,” and
he doesn’t “see that changing." Arizona refuses
to trade Boldin and Boldin is utterly unhappy showing up to work.
There is now no doubt that Tim Hightower is the number two running
back and J.J. Arrington is behind him. The TE race has temporarily
become a one horse show now that Ben Patrick has a high ankle
sprain and Leonard Pope is uncontested.
San Francisco 49ers: Nothing like
wasting a number one draft pick, but J.T. O’Sullivan is
rapidly becoming cemented as the starting QB as he takes the 49ers
three quarters into Chicago on Thursday night. The young receivers
are going to get more reps as Bryant Johnson, Arnaz Battle and
Ashley Lelie miss yet another game. Jason Hill is flashy but inconsistent
and Josh Morgan is steadily making more and more noise in the
offense and on the board.
Seattle Seahawks: Matt Hasselbeck
continues to be hassled by his back. Jordan Kent continues to
shine and was Frye’s favorite target in week two, but this
only means he makes the team and sees a few snaps a week. In a
crowded backfield rookie Justin Forsett appears to have solidified
a roster spot with 136 yards rushing and an almost equal amount
in punt and kick returns. Many bloggers are looking to Forsett
to save the day later in the season.
St. Louis Rams: Rams’ fans
have to be more than a tad bit concerned. The offense looked anemic
against the Chargers, even though the Bolts sat more than half
their starters. Steven Jackson has apparently ended his holdout.
But, other than typical board chatter, two reasons to be cautious
in your optimism or pessimism is that he has missed nearly a month
of practice/training camp and as Torry Holt has mentioned, there
is a steep learning curve with Al Saunders’ new system.
However, Antonio Pittman and Brian Leonard looked pretty solid
in a late first quarter drive. While I have seen on this board
reference to lingering issues with Orlando Pace’s shoulder,
news out of Rams camp contradicts this. There was expected soreness
in his shoulder after playing a quarter in the Titan game, but
there have been no complications reported. The loss of two o-line
men for the year is only affecting depth at the position and not
key components to the line. Randy McMichael has been steadily
impressing in camp and in games and is excited about being in
an Al Saunders offense which favors a receiving Tight End. Bulger
has not looked consistent and went out with a minor shoulder injury
during the Charger game.
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