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                Bye Weeks: N/A 
                 
                Grab a Helmet 
                
   
                  
                  James Starks will have the backfield all 
                    to himself in Week Three. 
                 
               
                
              Joique 
              Bell @ WAS, Bernard 
              Pierce v. HOU, or James 
              Starks @ CIN: In that order. We’re only two weeks deep 
              and we’ve already lost four starting running backs, not including 
              two guys – Reggie Bush and Maurice Jones-Drew – who are missing 
              practices but haven’t, at press time, been officially ruled out 
              for Week 3. Bell, of course, sits behind Bush on the depth chart 
              so he’s no guarantee to start. He’s pretty valuable even when he 
              doesn’t and is currently the 8th best RB to date (just three slots 
              below Bush). Pierce - a riskier play with plenty of upside - may 
              only get the Ravens’ load to himself for a single week (if that) 
              but is definitely worth a look if he does. Starks, the most productive 
              of the trio in Week 2 (20 carries, 132 yards, and a score), should 
              bounce back to earth some this week since the Pack won’t be facing 
              Washington’s 32nd-ranked D, but will still be a factor and isn’t 
              a terrible receiver if the Pack gets pass-heavy again. Bottom line: 
              Start any of these handcuffs if you’re already short available bodies. 
                 
              Ben 
              Tate @ BAL or Danny 
              Woodhead @ TEN: There’s nothing physically wrong with 
              the guys in front of Tate and Woodhead (yet), but both seem to have 
              carved out fairly regular opportunities, making them worth consideration 
              on a week-by-week basis. Tate has received slightly fewer than half 
              as many carries as starter Arian Foster (18 v. 37), but has actually 
              tallied more rushing yards to date (148 v. 136). Velly, velly interesting. 
              Woodhead, on the other hand, garnered a healthy 17 touches last 
              Sunday against the Eagles (nine carries, eight receptions). Though 
              he’s unlikely to ever supplant Ryan Mathews as the starter (too 
              small), he will certainly be used quite regularly since Mathews 
              is made out of glass and has a bit of a fumbling problem, to boot. 
              If you own any of the wounded soldiers mentioned previously, don’t 
              hesitate to plug in either of these super-subs this coming Sunday. 
                 
              Knowshon 
              Moreno v. OAK: Way back in 2009 (so, like, a century ago in 
              NFL time), Moreno was selected 12th overall and expected to be the 
              Denver meal ticket for years to come. It didn’t work out quite that 
              way, of course, but two coaches, two quarterbacks, and at least 
              three potential Moreno replacements later, he’s finally fulfilling 
              that promise. Willis McGahee, who originally took Moreno’s job in 
              2011, was let go this past off-season to make way for 2nd-round 
              draft pick Montee Ball, who was supposed to take Moreno’s job in 
              2013 but lost out to former 3rd-round pick, Ronnie Hillman, who 
              was named the starter on opening night before he slid down the depth 
              chart and was ultimately replaced by the guy this whole round-robin 
              started with in the first place, Knowshon Moreno. Anyone have an 
              Advil? And we thought Mike Shanahan couldn’t be trusted with running 
              backs! Trust Moreno for now. 
              Grab a Gatorade 
                 
                Bobby 
                Rainey or Chris 
                Ogbonnaya @ MIN: Make that any Cleveland PLAYER, apparently. 
                Did that just happen? Did the Browns just throw in the towel after 
                a mere two games by trading away the 3rd overall pick in the 2012 
                draft and franchise cornerstone, Trent Richardson, a day or so 
                after announcing they were going to start their 3rd-string QB 
                (instead of backup Jason Campbell) this weekend in Minneapolis? 
                I mean, if they want to guarantee they end up with 2014’s #1 pick, 
                why not just go for the trifecta and hire Rod Marinelli to run 
                the show for the final 14 games? In all seriousness, I don’t see 
                the logic in any of these moves unless the Cleveland brass have 
                become smitten with a particular college QB who is guaranteed 
                to make himself available in next April’s draft. Best of luck 
                to them, though, if the object of their affection is Johnny Manziel 
                (dangerously overrated) and not Marcus Mariota or Brett Hundley 
                (the opposite of that). 
                 
                Maurice 
                Jones-Drew @ SEA: MJD is “confident” he’ll play this weekend 
                in the Emerald City, and though that would have been music to 
                his owners’ ears in years past, it earns nothing more than a shrug 
                of the shoulders in 2013. For starters, Jones-Drew has been very 
                underwhelming (just 73 total yards through two weeks and a single 
                reception). Additionally, he plays for what could easily have 
                been called the league’s worst squad up until yesterday when Cleveland 
                set fire to their 2013 season. Finally, even if he and the Jags 
                did have a pulse and could conceivably put up a fight, they’re 
                running into the NFL’s version of a buzz saw in the Seahawks defense 
                this weekend. Seattle’s yielding a mere 230 yards and five points 
                per game through two weeks and has already felled one of the NFL’s 
                most prolific offenses (San Francisco). There’s simply nothing 
                to like about Jones-Drew in Week 3. 
                 
                David 
                Wilson or Brandon 
                Jacobs @ CAR: You thought Tom Coughlin was bluffing, 
                didn’t you? You thought maybe he was attempting to light 
                a fire under the phenomenally gifted but tragically flawed David 
                Wilson and never really intended to use Brandon Jacobs much in 
                a game the Giants desperately needed. Apparently, you don’t 
                know Tom Coughlin very well. Jacobs received the same number of 
                carries as Wilson (seven) in the game against Denver and only 
                gained 13 fewer yards than the younger, more explosive back, despite 
                it being his first significant action in almost a year and a half. 
                Thirteen fewer than Wilson’s total, by the way, was just 
                FOUR if you’re scoring at home. Jacobs gained FOUR yards 
                and still got the same number of carries as Wilson. It’s 
                time to cut bait on every New York running back until Andre Brown 
                (or Ahmad Bradshaw?) returns. That includes all your Jets, by 
                the way. 
                 
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