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The Shot Caller's Report - Quarterbacks
Your Guide To Fantasy Lineups: Week 12
11/24/16
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Nobody needs to be told starting Cam Newton, David Johnson, or Antonio Brown is a good idea. Duh, right? You can’t have studs at every position, though, unless you’re in the shallowest of leagues. This is where the Shot Caller comes in. Need help deciding which bargain basement QB to use and which to ignore on Newton’s bye week? Let’s talk. Looking for solutions at running back because David Johnson is a game-time decision? Look no further. Need to know which of your unproven targets to start and which to sit since you ignored Brown and went RB-QB-Gronk in your first three rounds? You get the idea. Past results may not guarantee future success, but ignoring them entirely can ruin your Sundays in a hurry (maybe even your Mondays and Thursdays). Read on for a little history and, hopefully, a little sage advice.

Note: Fantasy points based on FF Today’s standard scoring system.

Bye Weeks: N/A

Carson Palmer

Palmer has struggled this season but he has topped 300 yards in three out of his last four games.


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Matthew Stafford v. MIN (Thu): Does anybody wanna win the NFC North? If Detroit was ever gonna do it–and they literally never have—it’s probably gotta happen in 2016. The Packers are flailing, the Bears are irrelevant, and a sweep of the Vikings on Thanksgiving Day would give the Lions, essentially, a two-game lead in the division with five to play. Who’d have envisioned THAT following a 1-3 start, including losses to two of the stinky teams already mentioned (Green Bay and Chicago)? Stafford would be a shoo-in Hall of Famer if inclusion were based solely on holiday stats. In his last five Turkey Day outings, he’s averaged over 350 yards and 2.5 TDs per. Averaged! That Minnesota-D is no joke and he hasn’t been super helpful since a 30-plus-point outing in Week 6, but I’m playing a hunch Stafford posts 25-plus to open the Thanksgiving football festivities.

Carson Palmer @ ATL: I had Arizona pegged for a Super Bowl appearance back in August, but at 4-5-1 and with a difficult roadie looming, that now seems like a pipe dream. They’re one of only three sub-.500 teams with a positive point differential (San Diego and Tennessee are the others) and sport the league’s stingiest defense (287.4 yards/game), but they’ve been done in by a leaky offensive line and a QB who, frankly, might be past his sell-by date. Palmer was sacked only 25 times in 2015 and led the league in yards-per-attempt (8.7). He’s been dumped 30 times already this year and has dropped to 7.2 yards per toss. Correlation? It’s possible, but he hasn’t looked good all year. Luckily, neither has the Falcons’ secondary (25.6 points/game surrendered, worst overall). He’s tough to trust, yes, but the matchup is juicy. Give Palmer a chance to stuff the Birds.

Carson Wentz v. GB (Mon): Mrs. Shot Caller and I are headed to Northern Arizona this Thanksgiving for some richly deserved, off-the-grid R&R (no kids, no TV, no internet, and limited cell service). Unfortunately, that won’t spare us having to watch the Packers attempt to play defense in Week 11 since (curses!) they don’t play until Monday night. How bad have the Cheese been of late? Try 153 points in four games bad (read: almost 40/game). Yikes. The secondary’s desperately banged up and now ILB Blake Martinez is out, as well, so the cavalry doesn’t appear to be on the way. Wentz hasn’t been terrific in over a month, but possesses a cannon for an arm and could exploit a GB secondary giving up big play after big play. There will be no Birds getting stuffed in Philly come Monday. To the contrary, they’ll be doing the stuffing. Start Wentz.

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Ryan Tannehill v. SF: The Fish finally discovered an offensive formula that works for them: fewer Tannehill throws = more Ws. I don’t know if that’s an outright indictment of their field general, but it’s definitely tacit acknowledgement he’s better as facilitator than as franchise-on-his-back flinger. Truth be told, very few quarterbacks CAN carry their squads (see Rodgers, Aaron), so we shouldn’t be too hard on the kid. Adam Gase et al. have definitely taken this passing parsimony to its logical absurdity, though, and that’s why starting Tanny is dicey, even with a plus matchup in the offing. 28 quarterbacks have thrown more passes than him the past five weeks and a couple of them (Big Ben and Case Keenum) have played one less game. Unless Miami falls way behind this Sunday (they won’t), it’s unlikely Tannehill will be counted upon to do much more than hand off the football.

Andy Dalton @ BAL: The Red Rifle isn’t too far off his stellar 2015 pace (21.4 v. 22.7 pts/game) and could, theoretically, end up better on a per-game basis than he was a year ago. There are storm clouds gathering, however, and his immediate prospects took a serious hit in Week 11. In one fell swoop, Dalton lost A.J. Green, then Gio Bernard, and then the game against Buffalo last Sunday, dropping his squad to 3-6-1 on the season, almost out of legitimate playoff contention. Without those two, his best targets are be Tyler Eifert, Brandon LaFell, and rookie Tyler Boyd. Hmmm. The timing is especially bad to be trotting out a ragtag receiving corps since the Ravens, possessors of the league’s second-best defense, are next on the schedule. You might not have a choice here if you’re in a deep league or a two-QB league, but it’s expectation-tempering time.

Alex Smith @ DEN: Dalton, Cam Newton, Andrew Luck, Jameis Winston, Matt Ryan, Brock Osweiler, Derek Carr, Drew Brees, and Philip Rivers (twice). These are the quarterbacks Denver’s D has faced this season and they are still ranked No.1 against the position (17.0 pts/game). Impressive. Is it any wonder how the Broncos managed to secure a Vince Lombardi trophy last February despite a bottom-feeding offense? Only Osweiler from the above list has scored fewer points/game than Smith (17.5 v. 16.0), so expecting the latter to magically post big numbers this coming Sunday night seems exceedingly optimistic. Yes, injuries to Luck and Jay Cutler have put fringe options like Smith in play, but my suggestion would be…keep looking. Week 12 is officially crunch time in most leagues and getting a single-digit effort under center could be ruinous. I’d rather start Josh McCown, actually, and that, considering Cleveland’s struggles, should say plenty.


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